Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
↓ TranscriptNim: I walked on water today!
Con: NO YOU DID NOT!!!
Con: Only Jesus can walk on water! Peter walked with him for a moment, but he used Christ's power to do it! It's one of the most important miracles in the Bible!
Con: I don't believe you. Where did you do this alleged "Walking on water??"
Nim: The ice rink at the mall.
You can read about Jesus walking on water in Matthew 14:22-33, Mark 6:45-52 & John 6:16-21.
↓ TranscriptCon: Methuselah was the oldest man to ever live.
Con: Genesis 5:27 says that he lived to be 969 years old!
Amos: 969 years?
Amos: How did they fit all the candles on the cake?
Men lived longer before the flood than after it. Adam lived 920 years, but Moses only lived 70 years.
↓ TranscriptNim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.
Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.
Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?
Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.
Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.
↓ TranscriptNim: Today we learned about the miracles Jesus performed.
Nim: First, he healed the leopards. Then he calmed the sneeze.
Nim: He even walked underwater.
Abby: It's time for the vet to clean your ears, isn't it?
Nim: Wait! I forgot Lazarus rising from the bed!
Jesus performed many miracles, but Nim didn't get any of them right!
↓ TranscriptNim: Paul helped us learn how to lead a Godly life.
Nim: For instance, Titus 1:6 says that a man can only have one wife.
Nim: That's called "monotony."
Con: You mean "monogamy."
Nim: Potatoes, potahtoes.
Many of our current laws and customs originally came from the Bible!
↓ TranscriptNim: Professor Amos, how do I protect myself from evil?
Amos: Paul says we should wear faith and love as a breastplate.
Amos: And we should use the hope of salvation as a helmet.
Nim: Can I get those at a sporting goods store?
You can read more of Paul's letter in 2 Thessalonians.
↓ TranscriptAbby: In Ephesians, the word Paul uses to describe God's creation of us is the same word that became "poetry."
Abby: So you could say that each of us is one of God's "poems."
Nim: Not me.
Nim: I feel more like an unfinished short story.
"We are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works." - Ephesians 2:10
↓ TranscriptCon: The Father said to his servants, "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him! Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet."
Con: Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found."
Con: "And they all celebrated!"
Nim: "Well, except for the cow."
You can read about the Prodigal Son in the Gospel of Luke.
↓ TranscriptCon: Have you been been going to the diet classes at the church?
Nim: Yep, for about a week.
Con: Well, I can tell it's working.
Nim: REALLY??!!! I must look fantastic!!! I knew the diet was working, but I had no idea you'd see such a big difference in so short a time. Look at you, you can't keep your eyes off me! I must really be fabulous!
Con: A little compliment goes a long way with Nim.
Nim: Who's got a camera? Someone needs to get a picture of me...quick!
A small compliment to someone you love can go a long way.
