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Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

God Is In Control

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God is in Control! Go God! Go God! Go God!

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God is in Control

Go God! Go God! Go God!

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The Great Commission

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Abby makes the mistake of asking Nim to tell her a Bible story. Get ready for Nim’s version of The Great Commission. You can read the actual account of The Great Commission in Matthew 28:16-20.

Matthew 28:16-20

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Abby: Tell me a Bible story, Nim.
Nim: Okay. A-hem! Jesus told his Apostles to go out and disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. But Thomas raised his hand and asked, "What do we get out of this?" And Jesus said "7 percent on a sliding scale."
Abby: What the...?
Nim: And that's what's known as "The Great Commission."
Abby: It is not!

The Great Commission says that all Christians must spread God's Word throughout the world.

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The Ten Commandments Aren’t Suggestions

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The Ten Commandments are NOT called “The Ten Suggestions!” #tencommandments #10commandments #bible #exodus #moses #god

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Remember! The're NOT called "The Ten Suggestions!" #tencommandments #10commandments #bible #exodus #moses #god

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Psalm 119:176

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I have wandered away like a lost sheep; come and find me, for I have not forgotten your commands. – Psalm 119:176 (NLT) #psalm #psalms #biblequote #bible 

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I have wandered away like a lost sheep; come and find me, for I have not forgotten your commands. - Psalm 119:176 (NLT)

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Fruits Of The Spirit Juice Box

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Be patient, it can take a long time for the Fruits of the Spirit to grow within you. Just pray and know that God is working in you everyday.

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Nim: Professor Amos, how do I get the Fruits of the Spirit?

Amos: By accepting Christ, they are already growing inside you.

Amos: It takes time, prayer and faith. But God will give them to you.

Nim: Couldn't I just buy them in a convenient juice box?

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Galatians 5:22-26 – Fruit Of The Spirit Mango Blast!

Galatians 5 - Fruit of the Spirit Mango Blast!

In chapter 5 of his letter to the Galatians, Paul describes the Fruits of the Spirit, which are gifts from God that make us better people. Now Nim thinks he can make some improvements.

Galatians 5:22-26

22 But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against these things!

24 Those who belong to Christ Jesus have nailed the passions and desires of their sinful nature to his cross and crucified them there. 

25 Since we are living by the Spirit, let us follow the Spirit’s leading in every part of our lives. 

26 Let us not become conceited, or provoke one another, or be jealous of one another.

 

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Nim: I've been thinking about the Fruits of the Spirit Con talked about yesterday. God could really take it up a notch if he used some fusion.
Abby: God doesn't need any of your advice!
Nim: But it's the biggest thing in product branding now. You mix two tastes together. It's just like a mash-up, but with flavors.
Abby: Nim, you don't understan...
Nim: Something like Fruit-Of-The-Spirit-Mango-Blast!

You can find out about the Fruits of the Spirit in Galatians 5.

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Galatians 5 – The Fruits Of The Spirit

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Get out your Bible and turn to Galatians 5:22 to read all about the Fruits of the Spirit. They are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

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Con: In Galatians, Paul talks about the Fruits of the Spirit.

Con: They're the nine gifts given to us by God that help us become better people: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control.

Nim: That's cool! You need to tell everyone about this!

Con: It's not really a secret.
Nim: Come here Abby! Con's talking about the Holy Vegetables!

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Church Ice Cream Social

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Nim’s church has an ice cream social to increase fellowship. #church #fellowship #sundayschool #biblestudy

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Nim: Our church had a big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The package said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "Feet Blast."

If your church hasn't had an ice cream social, get one started!

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