Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Con: When other people try to get you to do things you know are wrong, don't do it!
Con: We should never agree with other people to "get along!"
Con: STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Nim: Amen, brother!
Nim: But what if I happen to be sitting down at the time?
Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.
Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.
Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!
Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!
Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.
Jerry: Nim, why are you wearing that sheep suit?
Nim: The Lord is my shepherd, so I want to be prepared!
Jerry: You are one silly little chihuahua!
Abby: Why are you wearing that cone? And why is it full of thorns?
Nim: I want to be like Jesus.
Abby: Jesus wore a CROWN of thorns, not a CONE of thorns.
Nim: Never mind.
Abby: Have you figured out what special talent God gave you to use for His purpose?
Nim: I tried, but I'm good at everything!
Abby: Nim, you need to be more humble.
Nim: More humble?
Nim: But humility is my best quality.
Nim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.
Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Abby: Jonah. And the whale...
Abby: A whale...
Nim: When? Why?
Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Con: What'cha doing, Nim?
Nim: Trying to figure out God's plan for my life. And let me tell, it's really hard!
Con: That's not as hard as you think. God gives everyone special talents. You just have to recognize them, give thanks for them and then use them to their full potential.
Nim: And that's the problem...
Nim: I'm just so good at everything!
"God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in Heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there."
- Billy Graham