Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Philippians 4:19-20 – Trust God To Take Care Of You

By jeff on April 6, 2024 in Comics

Philippians 4:19-20

Nim: My newest scheme is gonna make me millions!
Abby: Why is it so important to you to make millions?
Nim: Because...well...um...because...you see...it's...I...
Abby: It's not because you don't trust God to take care of you and that you have to take care of yourself, is it?
Nim: You know, you're sucking all the fun out of the world domination thing.

God will satisfy all of your needs.

Total Market Domination

By jeff on April 5, 2024 in Comics

1 Timothy 6:10

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Nim (writing): The brash young inventor worked overtime, putting the final touches on his scheme to make millions of dollars in the Christian marketplace...

...the plan was so simple, yet it would bring total market domination! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!

Nim: Mwah-ha-ha's are more fun when someone is around to hear them.

Having a big plan is a great idea, but be careful you're doing it for the right reasons.

The Eye Of A Noodle

By jeff on April 4, 2024 in Comics

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them. I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a needle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's scheme machine is back in business!

The Bible has a lot to tell us. Make sure you understand what it says.

WWJD

By jeff on April 3, 2024 in Comics

Proverbs 10:16

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Nim: I have an idea that's gonna make millions!
Amos: What is it?
Nim: I'm gonna make a bunch of products that all ask "What Would Jesus Do?"
Amos: Already been done.
Nim: What done Jesus do?

Before making any big decision, ask yourself "what would Jesus do?"

Nim’s Got A Bad Gratitude

By jeff on April 2, 2024 in Comics

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Nim: I hate going to the vet! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!!!
Abby: You should try to change your perspective. Try to have gratitude that God has provided us with modern medicine. Instead of saying "I hate the vet!" say "Thank you, God for creating talented veterinarians I can go to."
Nim: Easy for you to say. You don't have to go to the vet today.
Abby: True.

Sometimes it's hard to remember to give thanks for things that aren't fun. Try to do it anyway.

Get Out Of Jail Free

By jeff on April 1, 2024 in Comics

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Nim: My friend said it's okay for Christians to sin because God's forgiveness is like a free pass to do whatever you want.
Abby: Your friend is wrong. And if he thinks that way, he might not have sincerely accepted Christ.
Nim: It's funny. That's EXACTLY what I told him! Actually, I just said "Shut up, you pootyhead!" But the gist was the same as what you said.

God's forgiveness through Christ isn't a "Get out of Jail Free" card for us.

Dog Pants

By jeff on March 31, 2024 in Comics

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Nim: It is so hot outside! I'm burning up! Why is God making me so hot this summer?
Con: God's already taken care of you. He made it so that when a dog gets hot, he pants. Why don't you try that?
Nim: I don't have any pants.

God knows everything we need before we need it.

Joseph And His Coat Of Many Colors

By jeff on March 30, 2024 in Comics

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Nim: I want my master to dye my fur. I want some of it red, some blue, some pink and maybe even some chartreuse!
Con: Why in the world would you want to do that, Nim?
Nim: Then I could be like Joseph and have a coat of many colors!

Joseph's brothers were envious of his coat of many colors.

Matthew 19:26 – With God, Anything Is Possible

By jeff on March 28, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 19:26

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Nim:
Today might be the day I'll fight off pirates!

Or battle space aliens!

But whatever battle I have to face...God will be on my side.

He's kind of my secret weapon.

With God, all things are possible. - Matthew 19:26

Galatians 5:22-26 – Fruit Of The Spirit Mango Blast!

By jeff on March 25, 2024 in Comics

Galatians 5:22-26

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Nim: I've been thinking about the Fruits of the Spirit Con talked about yesterday. God could really take it up a notch if he used some fusion.
Abby: God doesn't need any of your advice!
Nim: But it's the biggest thing in product branding now. You mix two tastes together. It's just like a mash-up, but with flavors.
Abby: Nim, you don't understan...
Nim: Something like Fruit-Of-The-Spirit-Mango-Blast!

You can find out about the Fruits of the Spirit in Galatians 5.

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