Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
By jeff on June 6, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim: Professor Amos, how do I get the Fruits of the Spirit?
Amos: By accepting Christ, they are already growing inside you. It takes time, prayer and faith. But God will give them to you.
Nim: Couldn't I just buy them in a convenient juice box?
Be patient, it takes time for the Fruits of the Holy Spirit to grow within you.
↓ TranscriptNim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.
The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."
By jeff on May 29, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.
Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.
By jeff on May 28, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?
Nim: You heard me, smart guy.
Con: Well...a "wicked scheme" would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive, both morally and spiritually.
Nim: Would acting really cute for my master just to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.
Nim: EXCELLENT!
The 4th thing Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that God hates is "a heart that devises wicked schemes."
By jeff on May 27, 2014 in
By jeff on May 26, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptCon: This is a Holy Day.
Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.
Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
Abby & Jerry: May God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.
By jeff on May 25, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?
Nim: I'm reading Psalm 131. I've made sure my hearts not proud. I don't concern myself with great matters and I've put my hope in the Lord. But I need to make sure my eyes aren't haughty.
Abby: Nope. Not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: Hey!!!
Psalm 131 shows us that we shouldn't judge others. Judgment is to be left to God.
By jeff on May 23, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.
Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Nim: Who?
Abby: Jonah. And a whale...
Nim: What?
Abby: A whale...
Nim: Where?
Abby: Umm...
Nim: When? Why?
Abby: Hey!
Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Nim: How?
You can read about Jonah and the whale in Jonah 1 and 2.
By jeff on May 21, 2014 in
Matthew 28:16-20
↓ TranscriptAbby: Tell me a Bible story, Nim.
Nim: Okay. A-hem! Jesus told his Apostles to go out and disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. But Thomas raised his hand and asked, "What do we get out of this?" And Jesus said "7 percent on a sliding scale."
Abby: What the...?
Nim: And that's what's known as "The Great Commission."
Abby: It is not!
The Great Commission says that all Christians must spread God's Word throughout the world.
By jeff on May 20, 2014 in
↓ TranscriptNim: I'm now totally brilliant!
Abby: Huh?
Nim: James 1:5 says "If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God...and it will be given to him." I asked, therefore I'm now a true brainiac.
Abby: Don't you think you're being a little...
Nim: SILENCE! I FEEL A THOUGHT COMING ON!
When the Bible speaks of "Wisdom," it usually means wisdom about God and Salvation.
