Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Don’t look for God to just be a big vending machine, where you pull a lever and what you ask for drops down. Keep your prayers sincere and Christ-centered.
↓ TranscriptNim: You lied to me! You said prayer works, but it doesn't!
Con: What?
Nim: I prayed for a million dollars and I didn't get squat.
Con: That's not prayer! Thats just looking to God to just give you what YOU want. Honest prayer is selfless and sincere. It draws you closer to God.
Nim: I guess I need to call the dealership and cancel my Porsche, huh?
Con: A Porsche? What would you do with a Porsche?
Con: Give it to my owner so I could hang my head out the window like this!
“If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands your coat, offer your shirt also.” – Luke 6:29
↓ TranscriptNim: I don't understand how I'm supposed to defeat evil with good.
Nim: I just don't understand how it would work. I won't get anywhere by being nice to people who are being mean to me.
Nim: What am I supposed to do if someone kicks me in the booty?
Con: I don't know...turn the other cheek?
Being skeptical about what you read or hear is always a good idea. But don’t let that skepticism turn into cynicism toward God.
↓ TranscriptNim: MY READERS DEMAND THE BEST FROM ME!
Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I BE SKEPTICAL!
Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I FIGHT FOR THEM!
Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY!
Abby: ALL authority? What about the authority of God Almighty?
Nim: MY READERS HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 3 OUT OF 4 OF THEIR DEMANDS!
Every week, great things are happening at your church. Your church bulletin can keep you up to date on everything that’s going on!
↓ TranscriptAbby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!
Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.
Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.
Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.
There are lots of ways to get involved at your church. Are you a good writer? Then why not volunteer to write for the church newsletter?
↓ TranscriptNim: I've started writing for the church newsletter.
Con: That's great!
Nim: Yeah, and I'm not going to just write fluff-pieces either. I'm going to be a hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners, investigative journalist.
Nim: I'm going to use the time-honored tools of baseless accusations, innuendo and fear to whip my readers into a fury! Now I just need a juicy subject for my first Pulitzer Prize-winning story!
Con: I don't know if...
Nim: I've got it! Wednesday Night Suppers: What Are You REALLY Eating?!!!
It takes real courage to stand up for your beliefs in the face of peer pressure. But pray that God will give you the strength to hold firm to your faith.
↓ TranscriptAmos: Con says we shouldn't do things that are wrong, even if our friends are doing it.
Nim: That's right, Amos.
Nim: We can't allow ourselves to cave in to peer pressure.
Nim: I mean, if everyone else is jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?
Amos: That depends. Are they throwing cupcakes off that bridge?
Having a big, bold plan is a great idea and can be fun. But be careful you’re doing for the right reason…To further God’s plan in your life.
↓ TranscriptThe brash young inventor worked overtime, putting the final touches on his scheme to make millions of dollars in the Christian marketplace...
The plan was so simple, yet it would bring total market domination!
MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!
Nim: Mwah-ha-ha's are more fun when someone is around to hear them.
I usually don’t post on Sunday, but this devastation in Ecuador requires urgent prayers! The Prayer Pups has over 100 followers who live in Ecuador. I’m praying for their safety and for their countrymen. #prayforecuador
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