Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
↓ TranscriptNim: Yo! Abby, Word to your mother!
Abby: Huh?
Nim: The Bible is called "The Word." So I'm spreading the "Word," but like a rapper.
Abby: That's great, but you don't have to be a rapper to spread the Word.
Nim: True dat. But this makes it off the chain. Yassss!
Abby: You are so odd.
Nim: Word, yo!
↓ TranscriptNim: Which is more important...Easter or Christmas?
Con: Apples and oranges.
Nim: Bananas and kumquats.
Con: What?
Nim: Oh, I thought you had changed the subject to favorite fruits.
↓ TranscriptCon: This is a holy day.
Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.
Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
Abby & Jerry: My God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.
↓ TranscriptAmos: Everyone has a part to play in God's plan.
Nim: Even me?
Amos: Of course.
Nim: So what's my part?
Amos: I don't know. That's between you and God.
Nim: Are there a lot of lines? Is it a juicy part? Do I need an agent?
↓ TranscriptAmos: Con says we shouldn't do things that are wrong, even if our friends are doing it.
Nim: That's right, Amos.
Nim: We can't allow ourselves to cave in to peer pressure.
Nim: I mean, if everyone else is jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?
Amos: That depends. Are they throwing cupcakes off that bridge?
↓ TranscriptCon: When other people try to get you to do things you know are wrong, don't do it!
Con: We should never agree with other people to "get along!"
Con: STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Nim: Amen, brother!
Nim: But what if I happen to be sitting down at the time?
↓ TranscriptNim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.
Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.
Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.
Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.
