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Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Church Ice Cream Social

By on December 6, 2015 in Comics

church ice cream social

Nim’s church has an ice cream social to increase fellowship. #church #fellowship #sundayschool #biblestudy

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Nim: Our church had a big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The package said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "Feet Blast."

If your church hasn't had an ice cream social, get one started!

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Proverbs 6 – False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By on May 30, 2014 in Blog

Proverbs 6 - False Witness

According to Proverbs 6:16-19, the sixth thing the Lord hates is “a false witness who pours out lies.” That leads Nim to talk about others being “gossipy.” Do you gossip about others or tell stories that aren’t 100% true? Read Proverbs now and pray for God’s forgiveness and  ask Him to help you live as he wants you to live:

Proverbs 6:16-19

↓ Transcript
Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."

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Proverbs 6 – Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

By on May 29, 2014 in

Proverbs 6 - Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us the fifth thing God hates are “feet that are quick to rush to evil.” Nim’s preparing his feet just in case it ever comes up.

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

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Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

By on May 28, 2014 in

Proverbs 6 - Wicked Schemes

Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that the 4th thing God hates is A heart that devises wicked schemes.” Nim looks to con to help him be sure he’s keeping it between the lines.

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?
Nim: You heard me, smart guy.
Con: Well...a "wicked scheme" would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive, both morally and spiritually.
Nim: Would acting really cute for my master just to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.
Nim: EXCELLENT!

The 4th thing Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that God hates is "a heart that devises wicked schemes."

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Memorial Day – John 15:13

By on May 26, 2014 in

veterans day

We salute all of our veterans, especially those who made the ultimate sacrifice. Thank you.

John 15:13

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Con: This is a Holy Day.
Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.
Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
Abby & Jerry: May God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.

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Psalm 131 And Haughty Eyes

By on May 25, 2014 in

Psalm 131 And Haughty Eyes

Nim is reading Psalm 131 and trying to make sure his character is in line with God’s teaching. Have you taken the time to make sure you’re living as God wants you to?

Psalm 131

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Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?
Nim: I'm reading Psalm 131. I've made sure my hearts not proud. I don't concern myself with great matters and I've put my hope in the Lord. But I need to make sure my eyes aren't haughty.
Abby: Nope. Not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: Hey!!!

Psalm 131 shows us that we shouldn't judge others. Judgment is to be left to God.

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The Great Commission

By on May 21, 2014 in

The Great Commission Comic

Abby makes the mistake of asking Nim to tell her a Bible story. Get ready for Nim’s version of The Great Commission. You can read the actual account of The Great Commission in Matthew 28:16-20.

Matthew 28:16-20

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Abby: Tell me a Bible story, Nim.
Nim: Okay. A-hem! Jesus told his Apostles to go out and disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. But Thomas raised his hand and asked, "What do we get out of this?" And Jesus said "7 percent on a sliding scale."
Abby: What the...?
Nim: And that's what's known as "The Great Commission."
Abby: It is not!

The Great Commission says that all Christians must spread God's Word throughout the world.

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James 1:5 And Godly Wisdom

By on May 20, 2014 in

Wisdom of God Cartoon

After reading James 1:5 in the Bible, Nim confuses wisdom of God with simply being a genius. Take this time to grab your Bible and check out what it says about wisdom.

James 1:5

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Nim: I'm now totally brilliant!
Abby: Huh?
Nim: James 1:5 says "If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God...and it will be given to him." I asked, therefore I'm now a true brainiac.
Abby: Don't you think you're being a little...
Nim: SILENCE! I FEEL A THOUGHT COMING ON!

When the Bible speaks of "Wisdom," it usually means wisdom about God and Salvation.

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