Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Small churches are often charming and filled with the Holy Spirit. They’re often more like small groups that focus on bible study.
↓ Transcript Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.
Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.
Con: How small is it?
Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.
Onward Christian Soldiers, marching as to war; with the cross of Jesus, going on before. – 19th Century Hymn
To live like Jesus means to pray for others and put their needs ahead of our own selfish desires.
↓ Transcript Nim: I've been praying for God to give me a million dollars!
Con: You're not supposed to pray for that!
Nim: Why not?
Con: Because it's greedy and self-centered. You should pray for God to help other people.
Nim: Oh, I get it!
Nim: I need to pray that God will help other people give me a million dollars!
Jesus is my rock and always will be. “The Lord is my rock, my fortress, and my savior;” – Psalm 18:2
If you focus too much on your problems, this is a good day to stop complaining and start showing God some gratitude!
↓ Transcript DT: I have so many problems. My leg hurts. I don't like my school. I'm bored with everyone and everything.
Nim: Well, let me ask you this: Where do you think God goes on vacation?
DT: Huh?
DT: Little dude, if you're not going to listen to me, I'm out of here!
Nim: I asked because I had only been listening to you complain for 5 minutes and I needed a vacation. God's been listening your whole life!
Mark 13:32 shows us the futility of humans trying to determine when the antichrist will come. We can’ t know!
↓ Transcript Abby: So you're saying the antichrist could be on earth now?
Con: It only makes sense. Jesus said no one knows when the end will come except for God. Not angels, not even the Son. That includes satan. So he must have someone ready in every generation who can become antichrist.
Nim: Fascinating. I wonder who is out there right now, unaware that he might become the ultimate evil on earth.
Abby: My money's on whoever created the "choke collar."
John 3:16 is believed by many to the Bible’s defining verse. It says it all about God’s love, His plan and Salvation through Christ.
↓ Transcript Nim: Hey, Con! Check out my new Condensed-Version of the New Testament.
Con: What?!
Con: How could anyone be so bold as to try to take the New Testament and condense it? What on earth does it say?
Nim: "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Con: Oh.
Friends are among God’s greatest gifts. They’re the family you choose. #friends #friendship #pray #prayer
↓ Transcript Nim: Father, I don't know how to make it through this difficult time.
Nim: It's hard to deal with the burdens that I'm facing. But I know you're with me and that you will always give me what I need to carry on.
(Looks at tree with friends names)
Nim: Like all my friends. Thank you for them.
If you’re going through a hard time, remember that you might be tested by God, but He will never leave you.
↓ Transcript Con: Have things gotten better?
Nim: Not really.
Con: Well, try not to worry. You won't have to face anything that you can't handle. Just remember that God tests all of us from time to time.
Nim: Test?!!! There's going to be a test?!!! This just keeps getting worse!!! I hope it's a multiple choice test!
Con: Wrong kind of test.
Nim: Abby! I need a tutor! Stat!
Every Christian faces difficult times, but God is there to help you through them. And great blessings often follow. #blessings #godslove #trials
↓ Transcript Nim: I've been having a rough time lately. Why is God letting this happen?
Abby: Isaiah and 1 Peter speak of believers in terms of gold, which is "tried" by fire to become pure. Likewise, people become pure by being "tried."
Abby: But you should always remember that some of God's greatest blessings can only come from hard times. Charles Stanley calls them the Blessings of Brokenness.
Nim: (!)
Nim: Dang! Those must be some strong blessings!