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Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Is Being Overweight A Sin?

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It’s a good idea to look at anything you’re doing in excess and ask yourself, “Is this interfering with my relationship with God?”

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Nim: Why am I on this stupid diet? It's not like it's a sin or anything to be fat!

Abby: No, it's not a sin, but it might show ingratitude to God for his sacred gift of life.

Abby: Plus, our bodies are the Temple of the Holy Spirit and should be kept as pure as possible.

Nim: Don't argue with me today, fuzzball! I may be small, but I'm hungry!

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Getting Serious About A Diet

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Be sure you don’t judge others. All judgment is reserved for God. You can find the Parable of the Weeds in your Bible. Just go to Matthew 13.

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

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Starting A Diet

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Matthew 13 tells us how the greatest rewards are worth the greatest sacrifices. Don’t cheat yourself out of your full reward.

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Abby: Looks like you have to diet, Nim.
Nim: Way ahead of you. I already started.

Abby: Really? That's great! What have you given up?

Nim: Tons of things! Broccoli...zucchini...cabbage...beets...

Abby: But you don't eat any of those...
Nim: I can't wait for the pounds to start melting away!

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The Christian Diet

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Just like when we’re dieting, Christians must be resolute in their obedience. The body is the Temple of the Holy Spirit and deserves to be treated as holy.

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Amos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?

Amos: I realized that being on a diet is lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.

Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.

Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.

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Pug Noses

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Be careful when joking with your friends and to make sure you’re not hurting their feelings without realizing it. Remember the Golden Rule.

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Nim: I've been wondering, Con. Why are pug's noses so flat?

Nim: Is it from chasing cars in the church parking lot?

Nim: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA...HA...AH...AHEM.

Nim: I guess that would have been a lot funnier if you weren't here.

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In God We Trust…All Others Pay Cash!

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Heaven is a place God has waiting for us. But there’s no need for money or worldly possessions. God will provide for your every need!

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Nim: I tried to get some currency exchanged at the bank today, but they wouldn't do it.

Nim: You've been talking about Heaven being a place, so I thought I might need some of the local currency.

Con: You don't need money in Heaven, Nim!

Nim: But I wasn't sure my ATM card would work.

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Million Dollar Idea Part 5

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Are you doing things to bring glory to God or to bring glory to yourself? If it’s to feed your ego or benefit you in this world, pray now that God will open your eyes to his plan for your life.

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Amos: So your quest for world domination has come to a close, huh?

Nim: Yeah, I finally understood that I was putting my faith in money instead of in God. And that God is the only one Who can have dominion over the world.
Amos: That's a very mature attitude.

Nim: I know. And now I can focus on what I REALLY want.

Amos: What's that?
Nim: Pure, raw power!

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Million Dollar Idea Part 4

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Trust in your money and down you go! But the godly flourish like leaves in spring.” – Proverbs 11:28

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Con: What's wrong?
Nim: Abby pointed out something bad I've been doing.

Nim: I was trying to get rich quick so I could have power over my own destiny, instead of trusting God to care for me.

Con: Cheer up, little guy. At least you see the error of your ways.
Nim: I know.

Nim: But now I don't get to dominate the world!

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Million Dollar Idea Part 3

matthew 19:24

The Bible has a lot of great advice and counsel to give each of us in every decision and plan we make. Just make sure you understand what it actually says.

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

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Million Dollar Idea Part 2

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Having a big, bold plan is a great idea and can be fun. But be careful you’re doing for the right reason…To further God’s plan in your life.

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The brash young inventor worked overtime, putting the final touches on his scheme to make millions of dollars in the Christian marketplace...

The plan was so simple, yet it would bring total market domination!

MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAA!

Nim: Mwah-ha-ha's are more fun when someone is around to hear them.

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