I love my church! The only thing missing is you!
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I love my chrch! The only thing missing is U!
Characters Archives: Nim
Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Judges 16 – Samson and Delilah
“If my head were shaved, my strength would leave me, and I would become as weak as anyone else.” – Samson in Judges 16:17
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Nim: I had to go to the groomer yesterday.
Con: I hate to go to the groomer!
Nim: Tell me about it. I even tried to talk my way out of it by saying I was like Samson and that cutting my hair would weaken me.
Con: How'd that work out?
Nim: Not well.
Nim: She just smiled and showed me her nametage. It read "Delilah."
Con: Ooooooooo!
Con: I hate to go to the groomer!
Nim: Tell me about it. I even tried to talk my way out of it by saying I was like Samson and that cutting my hair would weaken me.
Con: How'd that work out?
Nim: Not well.
Nim: She just smiled and showed me her nametage. It read "Delilah."
Con: Ooooooooo!
Rain Is Not God Crying
Remember to thank God for the little things in life that we often take for granted…like rain, which is not God crying. No matter what you were told as a child.
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Putting Rumors To Rest.
Nim: I've got a question for you.
Con: Shoot.
Nim: When it's raining, is that really God crying?
Con: No!
Con: Rain makes the flowers grow and fills our water supply so we can live. And after the rain is over, we get to see a rainbow.
Nim: So when it's raining, God is showing us His love?
Con: You got it, buddy!
Nim: I've got a question for you.
Con: Shoot.
Nim: When it's raining, is that really God crying?
Con: No!
Con: Rain makes the flowers grow and fills our water supply so we can live. And after the rain is over, we get to see a rainbow.
Nim: So when it's raining, God is showing us His love?
Con: You got it, buddy!
John 14:6 – Life Is A Gift
Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.” – John 14:6
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Life Is A Gift
Don't Take It For Granted!
Don't Take It For Granted!
10,000 Thanks!
We’ll reach 10K followers on Instagram this weekend & we’re having a contest where you can win advanced copies of the new Prayer Pups book! http://j.mp/pupscontest
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10,000 Thanks!
Titus 3:3 – I Was A Fool
I was a fool: “Once we, too, were foolish and disobedient. We were misled and became slaves to many lusts and pleasures. Our lives were full of evil and envy, and we hated each other.” – Titus 3:3
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Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska?
Abby: What?!!!
Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.
Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.
Abby: What?!!!
Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.
Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.
2 Corinthians 3:18 – Behold The Glory
Behold the Glory – 2 Corinthians 3:18
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Behold the Glory
2 Corinthians 3:18
2 Corinthians 3:18
It’s February 29, Happy Leap Day!
February 29, or Leap Day, only comes along every four years, so take this gift from God and do something special that you don’t do every day.
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Nim: February 29 only happens every 4 years, so today is a gift from God.
Con: Every day is a gift from God.
Nim: Yeah, but this is like an infomercial.
(TV: You'll get God's gift of 365 days every year!!!)
Nim: Then the infomercial announcer guy says...
(TV: But that's not all!!! You'll also get one extra day...FREE!)
Nim: Yay!
Nim: What would the shipping charges be for a free day?
Con: That depends. Do you want it delivered overnight?
Con: Every day is a gift from God.
Nim: Yeah, but this is like an infomercial.
(TV: You'll get God's gift of 365 days every year!!!)
Nim: Then the infomercial announcer guy says...
(TV: But that's not all!!! You'll also get one extra day...FREE!)
Nim: Yay!
Nim: What would the shipping charges be for a free day?
Con: That depends. Do you want it delivered overnight?
Prayer For Depression
When you’re feeling depression and don’t know what to do, pray to Jesus to help you find the blessings in your life. It’s guaranteed to help!
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Con: You were depressed a while back, Nim. Are you better?
Nim: Yep!
Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.
Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.
Nim: Yep!
Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.
Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.
Small Church
Visiting the churches of family members helps all of you grow closer. And a small church can show you new ways to worship.
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Con: Tell me more about your cousin's small church.
Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.
Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.
Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.
Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.
Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.
Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.
