Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.” – John 14:6
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Life Is A Gift
Don't Take It For Granted!
Don't Take It For Granted!
Characters Archives: Nim
Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Titus 3:3 – I Was A Fool
I was a fool: “Once we, too, were foolish and disobedient. We were misled and became slaves to many lusts and pleasures. Our lives were full of evil and envy, and we hated each other.” – Titus 3:3
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Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska?
Abby: What?!!!
Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.
Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.
Abby: What?!!!
Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.
Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.
Small Churches
Small churches are often charming and filled with the Holy Spirit. They’re often more like small groups that focus on bible study.
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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.
Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.
Con: How small is it?
Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.
Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.
Con: How small is it?
Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.
Prayer For Depression
When you’re feeling depression and don’t know what to do, pray to Jesus to help you find the blessings in your life. It’s guaranteed to help!
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Con: You were depressed a while back, Nim. Are you better?
Nim: Yep!
Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.
Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.
Nim: Yep!
Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.
Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.
Small Church
Visiting the churches of family members helps all of you grow closer. And a small church can show you new ways to worship.
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Con: Tell me more about your cousin's small church.
Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.
Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.
Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.
Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.
Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.
Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.
Jesus Is My Rock
Jesus is my rock and always will be. “The Lord is my rock, my fortress, and my savior;” – Psalm 18:2
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Jesus is my rock
Stop Complaining, Start Giving Thanks
If you focus too much on your problems, this is a good day to stop complaining and start showing God some gratitude!
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DT: I have so many problems. My leg hurts. I don't like my school. I'm bored with everyone and everything.
Nim: Well, let me ask you this: Where do you think God goes on vacation?
DT: Huh?
DT: Little dude, if you're not going to listen to me, I'm out of here!
Nim: I asked because I had only been listening to you complain for 5 minutes and I needed a vacation. God's been listening your whole life!
Nim: Well, let me ask you this: Where do you think God goes on vacation?
DT: Huh?
DT: Little dude, if you're not going to listen to me, I'm out of here!
Nim: I asked because I had only been listening to you complain for 5 minutes and I needed a vacation. God's been listening your whole life!
Onward Christian Soldiers!
Onward Christian Soldiers, marching as to war; with the cross of Jesus, going on before. – 19th Century Hymn
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Christian Soldier
Mark 13:32 – Antichrist On Earth Now?
Mark 13:32 shows us the futility of humans trying to determine when the antichrist will come. We can’t know!
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Abby: So you're saying the antichrist could be on earth now?
Con: It only makes sense. Jesus said no one knows when the end will come except for God. Not angels, not even the Son. That includes satan. So he must have someone ready in every generation who can become antichrist.
Nim: Fascinating. I wonder who is out there right now, unaware that he might become the ultimate evil on earth.
Abby: My money's on whoever created the "choke collar."
Con: It only makes sense. Jesus said no one knows when the end will come except for God. Not angels, not even the Son. That includes satan. So he must have someone ready in every generation who can become antichrist.
Nim: Fascinating. I wonder who is out there right now, unaware that he might become the ultimate evil on earth.
Abby: My money's on whoever created the "choke collar."
John 3:16 – Condensed New Testament
John 3:16 is believed by many to the Bible’s defining verse. It says it all about God’s love, His plan and Salvation through Christ.
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Nim: Hey, Con! Check out my new Condensed-Version of the New Testament.
Con: What?!
Con: How could anyone be so bold as to try to take the New Testament and condense it? What on earth does it say?
Nim: "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Con: Oh.
Con: What?!
Con: How could anyone be so bold as to try to take the New Testament and condense it? What on earth does it say?
Nim: "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Con: Oh.
