Characters Archives: Jerry

Jeremiah, or “Jerry,” is a dalmatian who thinks everyone should have spots, too. Jerry loves to tell really corny jokes.

Abby’s Latest Dance Moves

By Jeff on December 28, 2024 in Comics

Abby can do all the latest dance moves…all at once! @officialtobymac @lauren_daigle @jamiegraceh #christianmusic #ccm

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Jerry: What are you listening to?

Abby: Some Christian songs I got for Christmas! TobyMac. Lauren Daigle. Jamie Grace.

(Wild dance moves)

Jerry: Abby likes to know all the latest dance moves.

Music celebrates God's gift of song.

Prayer – Your Hotline To God

By jeff on December 14, 2024 in Comics

Nim’s newest scheme is setting up God’s Hotline, but we already have that. It’s called prayer. #pray #prayer #jesuschrist #sonofgod #iamachristian #warroom

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Nim: I think God needs a hotline!
Con: How do you see that working?

Nim: First we set up a voicemail system.
Phone: You've reached the 24 hour Hotline To Heaven. If this is an emergency, please drop down to your knees and start praying immediately.

Nim: Then we collect info to redirect the calls.
Phone: Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed because of Christ's saving grace. For health issues, press 1... For marriage, press 2...

Con: I don't like this idea.
Nim: Wait! You haven't heard about the sponsorship opportunities.

We each already have our own personal "Hotline to Heaven." It's called prayer.

Good Morning Lord

By Jeff on November 29, 2024 in Comics

Do you wake up every morning thankful to God for all he does for you? Starting tomorrow, try to take a few minutes to say “Good Morning Lord!”

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Abby: I have a routine every day.
Jerry: What is it?

Abby: I jump out of bed before the alarm goes off, take a big drink of water and shout, "Good morning, Lord!"

Jerry: I have a similar routine.

Jerry: I jump out of bed and reach to turn the alarm off, but knock my water over instead and shout, "Good Lord, is it morning already?"

John 10 – The Good Shepherd

By Jeff on November 25, 2024 in Comics

Don’t allow stress to get in the way of your relationship with Christ. In John 10:11, Jesus says, “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.”

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Jerry: I am so stressed out!

Abby: Don't let it get to you, Jerry. Although anxiety is a normal response to stress, it can also be taken too far. Then doubt might grow of whether God will take care of you.

Abby: Remember the story of the Good Shepherd.

Jerry: But I'm not a shepherd. I'm a dalmatian!

Church Committees

By Jeff on November 22, 2024 in Comics

If your church spends more time preparing to get things done than it does actually getting things done, maybe it’s time to look at streamlining the process.

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Abby: I think my church needs streamlining.

Abby: We even formed a Committee on Committees.

Jerry: Where do they meet?

Abby: Nowhere yet. They've just formed a committee to figure that out.

Obedience To God Part 2

By Jeff on October 25, 2024 in Comics

Stop fighting for what YOU want in your life and start listening to what God wants FOR you. It will be so much better than anything you could imagine.

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Jerry: How is the obedience training going?
Abby: I have a sore throat.

Abby: I was so busy straining against my collar that I couldn't pay attention to my master's voice.

Abby: But when I stopped fighting him and listened, then I understood that he was looking out for me and wanted what was best for me.

Jerry: That sounds just like our relationship with God.
Abby: But with a sore throat.

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

By jeff on October 10, 2024 in Comics

Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish is the only miracle that appears in all 4 gospels: Matthew 14:13-21, Mark 6:31-44, Luke 9:10-17 and John 6:5-15.

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

Computer On The Fritz

By jeff on October 1, 2024 in Comics

If you need to use a computer, but don’t have one or you’re having computer problems with yours, check with your church to see if you can use one of theirs.

↓ Transcript

Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine is on the grits.

Abby: On the GRITS? Don't you mean "on the FRITZ?"

Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz."

Jerry: So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.

Always Remember…God Loves You!

By Jeff on August 25, 2024 in Comic Singles, Comics

Always remember that God loves you. No matter who your are or what you’ve done, you are ALWAYS loved by God. And your salvation comes only from accepting Jesus Christ into your heart.

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Always Remember... God Loves You!

John 4 – God is Love

By Jeff on August 23, 2024 in Comics

Abby thinks that her Pastor committed a grammatical error when he quoted John 4:7-8. “Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God. 8 Anyone who does not love does not know God, because God is love.”

↓ Transcript

Abby: My Pastor said "God is Love."
Jerry: That's right.

Abby: But the word "Love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone is a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby is dance."
Jerry: "Love" can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.

Abby: Oh.

Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"

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Abby’s Latest Dance Moves

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Obedience To God Part 2

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

Computer On The Fritz

Always Remember…God Loves You!

John 4 – God is Love