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Thy Will Be Done!
Jerry: Above everything!
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Characters Archives: Jerry
Jeremiah, or “Jerry,” is a dalmatian who thinks everyone should have spots, too. Jerry loves to tell really corny jokes.
Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit
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Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!
Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?
Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.
Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!
Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?
Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.
Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!
Interpretive Dance
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Abby: Before you get any cookies, I will perform for you an interpretive dance.
Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!
Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!
Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.
Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!
Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!
Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.
God Is Love
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Abby: My pastor said "God is love."
Jerry: That's right.
Abby: But the word "love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone IS a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby IS dance."
Jerry: Love can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.
Abby: Oh.
Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"
Jerry: That's right.
Abby: But the word "love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone IS a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby IS dance."
Jerry: Love can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.
Abby: Oh.
Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"
Summer Vacation
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Jerry: There aren't many people in church lately.
Abby: Nope. Everyone is taking a summer vacation.
Jerry: Where'd you go on your last vacation?
Abby: To the kennel.
Abby: Nope. Everyone is taking a summer vacation.
Jerry: Where'd you go on your last vacation?
Abby: To the kennel.
Computer On The Fritz
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Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine is on the grits.
Abby: On the GRITS? Don't you mean "on the FRITZ?"
Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz."
Jerry: So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.
Abby: On the GRITS? Don't you mean "on the FRITZ?"
Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz."
Jerry: So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.
Million Dollar Idea Part 3
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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.
Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!
Nim: I've given up on them.
Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!
John 10 – The Good Shepherd
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Jerry: I am so stressed out!
Abby: Don't let it get to you, Jerry. Although anxiety is a normal response to stress, it can also be taken too far. Then doubt might grow of whether God will take care of you.
Abby: Remember the story of the Good Shepherd.
Jerry: But I'm not a shepherd. I'm a dalmatian!
Abby: Don't let it get to you, Jerry. Although anxiety is a normal response to stress, it can also be taken too far. Then doubt might grow of whether God will take care of you.
Abby: Remember the story of the Good Shepherd.
Jerry: But I'm not a shepherd. I'm a dalmatian!
God Is My Strength!
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God is my strength!
I have no fear!
I have no fear!
Church Committees
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Abby: I think my church needs streamlining.
Abby: We even formed a Committee on Committees.
Jerry: Where do they meet?
Abby: Nowhere yet. They've just formed a committee to figure that out.
Abby: We even formed a Committee on Committees.
Jerry: Where do they meet?
Abby: Nowhere yet. They've just formed a committee to figure that out.