Jeremiah, or “Jerry,” is a dalmatian who thinks everyone should have spots, too. Jerry loves to tell really corny jokes.
↓ TranscriptAbby: I played in an inflatable pool today. It was so fun!
Jerry: Awesome! You know, water's very important in the Bible. The woman at the well. The flood. And when Jesus was baptized in the River Jordan, the heavens opened and the Holy Spirit came to earth like a dove. Then God said, "This is my dearly loved son, who brings me great joy!"
Abby: My experience was a little different.
Abby: I jumped out of the water and rolled in dirt as my master called me a "bad girl!"
↓ TranscriptJerry: Are you doing anything special this weekend?
Abby: My Sunday School class is going to the beach.
Jerry: That sounds like a lot of fun!
Abby: Oh, yeah. Pink skin ... five hours of sun ... let the party begin!
↓ TranscriptCon: This is a holy day.
Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.
Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
Abby & Jerry: My God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.
↓ TranscriptAbby: I want to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: Why?
Abby: Because my beauty will be recognized.
Jerry: You don't need to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: God recognizes you're just as beautiful here as you would be there.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Jesus fed 5000 people...
Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
Abby: How about that miracle?
Jerry: He should open a restaurant.
↓ TranscriptJerry: Nim, why are you wearing that sheep suit?
Nim: The Lord is my shepherd, so I want to be prepared!
Jerry: You are one silly little chihuahua!
Jerry: Bye!
Nim: Baa-aaa!
↓ TranscriptThy Will Be Done!
Jerry: Above everything!
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↓ TranscriptNim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!
Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?
Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.
Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!
↓ TranscriptAbby: Before you get any cookies, I will perform for you an interpretive dance.
Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!
Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!
Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.
↓ TranscriptAbby: My pastor said "God is love."
Jerry: That's right.
Abby: But the word "love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone IS a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby IS dance."
Jerry: Love can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.
Abby: Oh.
Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"
