Characters Archives: Jerry

Jeremiah, or “Jerry,” is a dalmatian who thinks everyone should have spots, too. Jerry loves to tell really corny jokes.

1 Peter 5:7 – Frustration

Computer On The Fritz

1 Peter 5:7

↓ Transcript
Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine in on the grits.
Abby: On the grits? Don't you mean "on the fritz?"
Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz." So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.

If you need a computer, but don't have one, see if your church offers them in the library.

Continue Reading

The Eye Of A Noodle

The Eye of the Noodle

↓ Transcript
Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them. I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a needle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry:'s a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's scheme machine is back in business!

The Bible has a lot to tell us. Make sure you understand what it says.

Continue Reading

John 10 – The Parable Of The Good Shepherd

John 10 - The Good Shepherd

John 10

↓ Transcript
Jerry: I am so stressed out!
Abby: Don't let it get to you, Jerry. Although anxiety is a normal response to stress, we should view it as sin because it shows we lack faith in God. Remember the story of the Good Shepherd.
Jerry: But I'm not a Shepherd. I'm a Dalmatian!

Trust in the Lord to fulfill all your needs and desires.

Continue Reading

Matthew 9:9-13 – Seek Out Those Who Need God The Most

Matthew 9:9-13 - Seek Out Those Who Need God The Most

Matthew 9:9-13

↓ Transcript
Abby: I went to a dinner party last week and was seated next to an athiest.
Jerry: How did that go?
Abby: We had nothing in common so we didn't say a word to each other.
Jerry: You should have used it as an opportunity to witness. Jesus ate with the tax collectors and sinners. Remember his words: "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick."
Abby: Oh, he wasn't sick. He was just an unbeliever.

Matthew 9:9-13 shows us that we should seek out those who need God the most.

Continue Reading

Luke 3 – The Baptism of Jesus

Luke 3 - The Baptism of Jesus

↓ Transcript
Abby: I played in an inflatable pool today. It was so fun!

Jerry: Awesome! You know, water's very important in the Bible. The woman at the well. The flood. And when Jesus was baptized in the River Jordan, the heavens opened and the Holy Spirit came to earth like a dove. Then God said, "This is my dearly loved son, who brings me great joy!"

Abby: My experience was a little different.

Abby: I jumped out of the water and rolled in dirt as my master called me a "bad girl!"

Continue Reading

Church Events & Activities

church events

↓ Transcript
Jerry: Are you doing anything special this weekend?

Abby: My Sunday School class is going to the beach.

Jerry: That sounds like a lot of fun!

Abby: Oh, yeah. Pink skin ... five hours of sun ... let the party begin!

Continue Reading

John 15:13 – Happy Veterans Day!

Christian comic strip

↓ Transcript
Con: This is a holy day.

Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.

Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."

Abby & Jerry: My God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.

Continue Reading

God Thinks You’re Beautiful – Song of Solomon 4:7

christian webcomic

↓ Transcript
Abby: I want to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: Why?

Abby: Because my beauty will be recognized.

Jerry: You don't need to go to Hollywood.

Jerry: God recognizes you're just as beautiful here as you would be there.

Continue Reading

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

Jesus feeds the multitudes

↓ Transcript
Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

Continue Reading

Psalm 23 – The Lord Is My Shepherd

psalm 23 cartoon

↓ Transcript
Jerry: Nim, why are you wearing that sheep suit?

Nim: The Lord is my shepherd, so I want to be prepared!

Jerry: You are one silly little chihuahua!

Jerry: Bye!
Nim: Baa-aaa!

Continue Reading