His desire for food is only outweighed by his love for God…but it’s a really close call.
↓ TranscriptCon: This is a holy day.
Amos: A day we pay tribute to those who protect us & our freedoms.
Nim: John 15:13 says it best, "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."
Abby & Jerry: My God bestow a special blessing upon each and every one of America's veterans.
↓ TranscriptAmos: I hear tomorrow is Election Day here in the USA.
Con: Yes, voting is a sacred right everyone should exercise.
Amos: I thought elections were just an excuse to ridicule and fuss at your friends on social mediaso they’ll be angry and resentful.
Con: No! Love for your friends is more important than simple political views.
Amos: Huh. Then I guess everyone’s been doing it wrong.
↓ TranscriptCon: The serpent tempted Eve into eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.
Con: Once God found out, he banished them from the Garden of Eden.
Amos: Wow!
Amos: So she really ate them out of house and home.
↓ TranscriptAmos: Everyone has a part to play in God's plan.
Nim: Even me?
Amos: Of course.
Nim: So what's my part?
Amos: I don't know. That's between you and God.
Nim: Are there a lot of lines? Is it a juicy part? Do I need an agent?
↓ TranscriptAmos: Con says we shouldn't do things that are wrong, even if our friends are doing it.
Nim: That's right, Amos.
Nim: We can't allow ourselves to cave in to peer pressure.
Nim: I mean, if everyone else is jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?
Amos: That depends. Are they throwing cupcakes off that bridge?
↓ TranscriptAmos: What's with the headgear?
Nim: It's my tin-foil hat. The Bible says we should be kind to aliens, so I'm just preparing myself for when their flying saucers get here.
Amos: But the aliens the Bible refers to are people from other countries.
Nim: You are so naive, my friend! Other countries don't even HAVE flying saucers.
↓ TranscriptNim: Professor Amos, Con says we can use good to conquer evil.
Amos: Con is right. That's what the Bible tells us in Romans 12.
Nim: Okay...so let me see if I've got this straight.
Nim: Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper & good beats evil.
↓ TranscriptAmos: Nim, how did you enjoy the baptism in church today?
Nim: Oh, it was all right, but if you ask me, it needed bigger production value. Lots of flash! Maybe do something cool with the lighting.
Amos: Ummm...
Nim: I've got it! Sound effects!!!
Amos: I don't think...
Nim: I BAPTISE YOU! ZING!!! POW!!!
↓ TranscriptAbby: I'm listening to the church podcast!
Abby: Do you ever listen to it?
Amos: No. I like kickin' it old-school!
Amos: I just sit my pod down in a pew every Sunday and listen to the preacher.
↓ TranscriptNim: What's up, Amos? Why aren't you dressed for exploring?
Nim: We said we were going to look for hidden treasure.
Amos: I know.
Amos: But I gave it a lot of thought and I realized something.
Amos: I've already found my treasure in the Bible.