It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.
↓ Transcript Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!
Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.
Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him?
Amos: Seen who?
Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?
Contrary to what Amos thinks, church dinners are just as fattening as any other dinner. If you want to lose weight, it takes a lot of work!
↓ Transcript Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!
Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!
Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.
Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!
New business cards are meant to spread information about a company or person. But it’s everyone’s business to spread the love of Jesus.
↓ Transcript Amos: My new business cards just came in.
Con: That's great, Amos. Let me see one.
Con: I don't understand. All this says is "Jesus loves you."
Amos: I know. Spreading the love of Jesus is my business!
It’s a lot of fun to stomp on the devil’s head. Try it now and see how it makes you feel.
↓ Transcript Nim: Sing that song you sang in church on Sunday, Amos!
Amos: Stomp on the devil's head! Stomp on the devil's head!
Amos & Nim: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!
Nim: Do you know any songs about kicking the devil in the booty?
Always remember that God loves you. No matter who your are or what you’ve done, you are ALWAYS loved by God. And your salvation comes only from accepting Jesus Christ into your heart.
Amos and Nim try to figure out how to be “fishers of men.”
↓ Transcript Amos: We've been reading Matthew in the Bible at church.
Amos: In Matthew 4:19, Jesus says "Come follow Me. I will make you fishers of men."
Nim: Wow! I wonder what kind of bait you would use to fish for men.
Amos: Probably hot dogs or spicy wings.
Nim: Or tacos.
Nim says his church’s Children’s Minister asked about the Epistles. #kidmin #childrensminister #bible #biblestories #apostle
↓ Transcript Nim: My children's minister asked me what the Epistles were.
Nim: And I said, "They were the wives of the Apostles."
Amos: "What did he say?"
Nim: "Not muc. He just put his face in his hands and mumbled "Give me strength, Lord."
The Epistles were letters Paul wrote that are now books in the Bible.
Con tells Amos about Methuselah, the oldest man to ever live. Genesis 5:27 says he lived 969 years.
↓ Transcript Con: Methuselah was the oldest man to ever live.
Con: Genesis 5:27 says that he lived to be 969 years old!
Amos: 969 years?
Amos: How did they fit all the candles on the cake?
Men lived longer before the flood than after it. Adam lived 920 years, but Moses only lived 70 years.
Nim’s joined the church choir, but he doesn’t think the music minister likes the way he sings.
↓ Transcript Nim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.
Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.
Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?
Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.
Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.