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Proverbs 13:17 – Worldly Success

By jeff on April 7, 2024 in Comics

Proverbs 13:17

Con: What's wrong?
Nim: Abby pointed out something bad I've been doing. I was trying to get rich quick so I could have power over my own destiny, instead of trusting God to care for me.
Con: Cheer up, little guy. At least you see the error of your ways.
Nim: I know. But now I don't get to dominate the world!

Only a fool relies on himself over God.

Proverbs 6 – Dissension Among Brothers

By jeff on March 21, 2024 in Comics

Proverbs 6:16-19

Million Dollar Idea Part 4

By jeff on June 23, 2016 in Comics

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Con: What's wrong?
Nim: Abby pointed out something bad I've been doing.

Nim: I was trying to get rich quick so I could have power over my own destiny, instead of trusting God to care for me.

Con: Cheer up, little guy. At least you see the error of your ways.
Nim: I know.

Nim: But now I don't get to dominate the world!

Proverbs 26:11 – A Fool Repeats His Folly

By jeff on June 13, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Con, why do some people continue to make the same mistakes?

Con: It's just in their nature, I guess.

Con: Proverbs 26:11 says, "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly."

Nim: EEEEWWWW!

Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

By jeff on May 23, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By jeff on May 21, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

Proverbs 6 – Feet That Rush To Evil

By jeff on May 20, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!

Con: What are you doing?

Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?

Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

By jeff on May 19, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?

Nim: The 4th thing God hates are wicked schemes and I'm not sure what those are.
Con: Well, a wicked scheme would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive both morally and spiritually.

Nim: Would acting really cute for my master JUST to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.

Nim: EXCELLENT!

Proverbs 6 – Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

By jeff on May 18, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: God must hate cats!
Con: Why?

Nim: Because Proverbs 6:17 says that among the things God hates are hands that shed innocent blood.

Nim: Cats kill mice. Ergo, God hates cats!

Con: You do know that cats don't have hands, don't you?
Nim: Filthy cats!

Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

By jeff on May 17, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

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