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Proverbs 6:16-19 – Haughty Eyes

By jeff on May 16, 2016 in Comics

Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?

Nim: Proverbs 6:16-19 tells of the seven things God hates.

Nim: The first thing God detests are haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!

Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!

Proverbs 3:5-6 – Trust In The Lord

By jeff on February 19, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Trust In God

Proverbs 25:15 – A Gentle Tongue

By jeff on January 20, 2016 in Comics

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Con: So Proverbs says "A gentle tongue can break a bone" and you're going to demonstrate?
Nim: You bet! Oh, my gosh, LOOK AT THAT!

Con: What is it?
(CRUNCH!!!)

Nim: TA-DAAAA!
Con: I hope you didn't break a tooth.

Nim: You mean my tongue.
Con: Sure.

Proverbs 1:7 – Godly Wisdom

By jeff on November 5, 2015 in Comics

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Abby: Solomon was the wisest man in the old testament.

Nim: People sometimes tell me I'm wise.

Nim: Why, just yesterday, Con told me I was a real "wise guy."

Abby: That's not the same kind of wisdom, Nim.
Nim: Well, I should hope not.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of true knowledge - Proverbs 1:7

Proverbs 16:24 – Kind Words

By jeff on July 25, 2014 in Comics

Proverbs 16:24

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Con: Have you been been going to the diet classes at the church?
Nim: Yep, for about a week.
Con: Well, I can tell it's working.
Nim: REALLY??!!! I must look fantastic!!! I knew the diet was working, but I had no idea you'd see such a big difference in so short a time. Look at you, you can't keep your eyes off me! I must really be fabulous!
Con: A little compliment goes a long way with Nim.
Nim: Who's got a camera? Someone needs to get a picture of me...quick!

A small compliment to someone you love can go a long way.

Proverbs 6 – False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By jeff on May 30, 2014 in Blog

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."

Proverbs 6 – Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

By jeff on May 29, 2014 in

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

By jeff on May 28, 2014 in

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?
Nim: You heard me, smart guy.
Con: Well...a "wicked scheme" would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive, both morally and spiritually.
Nim: Would acting really cute for my master just to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.
Nim: EXCELLENT!

The 4th thing Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that God hates is "a heart that devises wicked schemes."

Six Things God Hates: Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

By jeff on May 27, 2014 in

Proverbs 6:16-19

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