Some churches are big and others are small. It doesn’t matter which you go to as long as you’re having fellowship in God. Find the church that fits you best.
Nim: I've started writing for the church newsletter.
Con: That's great!
Nim: Yeah, and I'm not going to just write fluff-pieces either. I'm going to be a hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners, investigative journalist.
Nim: I'm going to use the time-honored tools of baseless accusations, innuendo and fear to whip my readers into a fury! Now I just need a juicy subject for my first Pulitzer Prize-winning story!
Con: I don't know if...
Nim: I've got it! Wednesday Night Suppers: What Are You REALLY Eating?!!!
It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.
Amos: My church had six baptisms this past Sunday.
Con: That's awesome! You know, every time my church goes through one of our rituals, I can actually feel my relationship with God grow. It strengthens my faith and helps me to become an active part of the "Body of Christ."
Con: How did the baptisms make you feel, Amos?
Amos: Hungry! We were 30 minutes late getting out of church!
Con: How goes the Committee on Committees.
Abby: They've put me on a new task force.
Con: What's the new task force charged with doing?
Abby: We have to create a small group council that will make recommendations to my task force on how to better structure our committees, which I will formally present to the Committee on Committees.
Con: That makes my brain hurt.
Abby: Tell me about it.