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Church Choir – Sing Joyfully To The Lord

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Nim’s joined the church choir, but he doesn’t think the music minister likes the way he sings.

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Nim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.

Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.

Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?

Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.

Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.

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Big Church

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Some churches are big and others are small. It doesn’t matter which you go to as long as you’re having fellowship in God. Find the church that fits you best.

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Nim: I visited my uncle's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the biggest church I've ever seen.

Con: How big is it?

Nim: It's so big that the baptistry includes a waterslide and four-star hotel.

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Ice Cream Social

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If your church hasn’t had an ice cream social, you should work to get one started. They’re a lot of fun and a great way to encourage more fellowship.

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Nim: Our church had an big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "feet blast."

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Church Newsletter

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There are lots of ways to get involved at your church. Are you a good writer? Then why not volunteer to write for the church newsletter?

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Nim: I've started writing for the church newsletter.
Con: That's great!

Nim: Yeah, and I'm not going to just write fluff-pieces either. I'm going to be a hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners, investigative journalist.

Nim: I'm going to use the time-honored tools of baseless accusations, innuendo and fear to whip my readers into a fury! Now I just need a juicy subject for my first Pulitzer Prize-winning story!

Con: I don't know if...
Nim: I've got it! Wednesday Night Suppers: What Are You REALLY Eating?!!!

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No Calories

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It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.

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Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!

Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.

Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him?
Amos: Seen who?

Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?

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Church Dinner

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Contrary to what Amos thinks, church dinners are just as fattening as any other dinner. If you want to lose weight, it takes a lot of work!

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Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!

Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!

Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.

Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

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Baptism

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When you church has important moments – like Baptisms – make sure you’re involved in the importance of the event. Don’t just phone it in!

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Amos: My church had six baptisms this past Sunday.

Con: That's awesome! You know, every time my church goes through one of our rituals, I can actually feel my relationship with God grow. It strengthens my faith and helps me to become an active part of the "Body of Christ."

Con: How did the baptisms make you feel, Amos?

Amos: Hungry! We were 30 minutes late getting out of church!

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Church Task Force

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Abby gets added to a church task force. The fewer layers of bureaucracy in your church, the time it has to get things done for everyone.

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Con: How goes the Committee on Committees.
Abby: They've put me on a new task force.

Con: What's the new task force charged with doing?

Abby: We have to create a small group council that will make recommendations to my task force on how to better structure our committees, which I will formally present to the Committee on Committees.

Con: That makes my brain hurt.
Abby: Tell me about it.

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Church Committees

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If your church spends more time preparing to get things done than it does actually getting things done, maybe it’s time to look at streamlining the process.

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Abby: I think my church needs streamlining.

Abby: We even formed a Committee on Committees.

Jerry: Where do they meet?

Abby: Nowhere yet. They've just formed a committee to figure that out.

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