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Speak in Tongues

By jeff on December 5, 2015 in Comics

Nim: I went to church with my uncle last night.

Nim: It was a church where they speak in tongues.

Con: How does a dog speak in tongues?

Nim: Moo.

Visiting the churches of family members is a good way to learn how others worship Jesus.

Cheerleaders For Jesus

By jeff on November 13, 2015 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: My cousin's church is different from ours.
Con: How so?

Nim: Instead of a choir, they have cheerleaders!

Cheerleader: "Who dat make the water wine? Jesus! Jesus! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Con: That is odd.
Nim: And I can't get the cheer out of my head. Who dat? Who? Who?

Wouldn't it be great if we all were so filled with the Spirit that we cheered for Jesus?

Church Involvement and Apathy

By jeff on November 1, 2015 in Comics

Church Choir – Sing Joyfully To The Lord

By jeff on October 20, 2015 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Nim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.

Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.

Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?

Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.

Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.

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