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Church Text Messages

By jeff on April 23, 2016 in Comics

Abby: What are you doing, Con?

Con: Sending a text message to my church's website about our Life Group retreat.

Abby: Your church uses text messages?
Con: Yep.

Con: My church is quite Web 2.0!

Our New Church Website

By jeff on April 8, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Have you seen the church's new website?
Nim: No, is it nice?

Con: Nice? It's got a calendar and instant messaging and podcasts and streaming video and games and news and sub-sites for each Sunday School class and tons of pictures and a Facebook app and totally interactive areas that keep everyone up-to-date constantly on every minute detail of the church and its staff seven days a week!

Nim: WOW! THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE!

Con: Yeah, too bad I can't figure out how to use it.

Church Volunteer

By jeff on April 7, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: How do you like volunteering at your church?

Nim: It seems like they're trying to work me to death!

Abby: That's because so few do the work for so many. Just remember, churches are like football games...

Abby: 1,000 on the sidelines who need some exercise and 22 people in the game who need some rest.

Volunteer At Church

By jeff on April 5, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I've started volunteering at my church during the week.

Nim: But all they ever give me are small jobs.

Con: Just remember, Nim: There are no small jobs, only small people.

Nim: But I'm the SMALLEST one there!

This Sunday Is Palm Sunday

By jeff on March 18, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: Is next Sunday Easter?
Con: No. Next Sunday is Palm Sunday.

Amos: I thought this Sunday was Palm Sunday.
Con: It is.
Amos: But you said next Sunday was.
Con: Right. The day after tomorrow is next Sunday.

Amos: That's this Sunday. The next Sunday's next Sunday!
Con: That's Sunday after next.

Con: Never mind! I'll see you in church.
Amos: This Sunday or next Sunday?

I Love My Church!

By jeff on March 10, 2016 in Comic Singles

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I love my chrch! The only thing missing is U!

Small Church

By jeff on February 26, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Tell me more about your cousin's small church.

Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.

Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.

Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.

Small Churches

By jeff on February 25, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

Here’s The Church, Here’s The Steeple…

By jeff on January 7, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Here's the church...and here's the steeple.

Con: Open the doors and...

Con: Oh, no.
Jerry: What is it?

Con: I don't seem to have opposable doors.

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