Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Veterinarian – I Hate Going To The Vet

By jeff on October 8, 2024 in Comics

It’s often hard to remember to be grateful for things that are good for us, but aren’t very fun, like going to the veterinarian. But try to keep in mind that it’s a blessing in disguise.

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Nim: I hate going to the vet! I hate it! I hate it! I HATE IT!!!

Abby: You should try to change your perspective.

Abby: Try to have gratitude that God has provided us with modern medicine. Instead of saying "I hate the vet," say "Thank you God, for creating talented veterinarians I can go to."

Nim: Easy for you to say. You don't have to go to the vet today.
Abby: True.

No Calories

By jeff on October 7, 2024 in Comics

It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.

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Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!

Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.

Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him?
Amos: Seen who?

Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?

Sincere Christian Commitment

By jeff on October 5, 2024 in Comics

God’s forgiveness through the blood of Christ isn’t a “Get out of jail free” card for Christians. It’s the ultimate expression of love we should strive to be worthy of.

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Nim: My friend said it's okay for Christians to sin because God's forgiveness is like a free pass to do whatever you want.

Abby: Your friend is wrong. And if he thinks that way, he might not have sincerely accepted Christ.

Nim: It's funny. That's EXACTLY what I told him.

Nim: Actually, I just said "shut up, you pootyhead!" But the gist was the same as what you said.

Church Dinner

By jeff on October 4, 2024 in Comics

Contrary to what Amos thinks, church dinners are just as fattening as any other dinner. If you want to lose weight, it takes a lot of work!

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Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!

Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!

Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.

Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

Heaven Is For Real

By jeff on October 2, 2024 in Comics

Don’t think of Heaven as just a “concept,” think of it as an actual place. God showed us what it will be like with the Garden of Eden. Heaven is for real.

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Nim: So Heaven is an actual place?

Con: It sure is! And as I mentioned yesterday, God has prepared it just for us and it's perfect!

Nim: That sounds great!

Nim: Do they get all the games in Hi-Def?
Con: Yep. And no blackout areas, either.

Romans 12 – Overcome Evil With Good

By jeff on September 27, 2024 in Comics

“9 Don’t just pretend to love others. Really love them. Hate what is wrong. Hold tightly to what is good. 10 Love each other with genuine affection, and take delight in honoring each other.

11 Never be lazy, but work hard and serve the Lord enthusiastically.

12 Rejoice in our confident hope. Be patient in trouble, and keep on praying. 13 When God’s people are in need, be ready to help them. Always be eager to practice hospitality.

14 Bless those who persecute you. Don’t curse them; pray that God will bless them.

15 Be happy with those who are happy, and weep with those who weep.

16 Live in harmony with each other. Don’t be too proud to enjoy the company of ordinary people. And don’t think you know it all!

17 Never pay back evil with more evil. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable.

18 Do all that you can to live in peace with everyone.

19 Dear friends, never take revenge. Leave that to the righteous anger of God. For the Scriptures say,

“I will take revenge;
I will pay them back,”
says the Lord.

20 Instead,

“If your enemies are hungry, feed them.
If they are thirsty, give them something to drink.
In doing this, you will heap
burning coals of shame on their heads.”

21 Don’t let evil conquer you, but conquer evil by doing good.

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Con: Romans 12 tells us to overcome evil with good.

Con: We should show kindness and love to those who would be our enemies.

Nim: So I'm supposed to be nice to cats!!!???

Nim: There's got to be a loophole.
Con: There are no loopholes in the Bible.

God’s Plan For Your Life

By jeff on September 23, 2024 in Comics

No matter what kind of talents God gave you, be sure to accept them, be thankful for them and use them to their full potential.

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Con: What'cha doing, Nim?

Nim: Trying to figure out God's plan for my life. And let me tell, it's really hard!

Con: That's not as hard as you think. God gives everyone special talents. You just have to recognize them, give thanks for them and then use them to their full potential.
Nim: And that's the problem...

Nim: I'm just so good at everything!

Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

By jeff on September 21, 2024 in Comics

Make sure everyone at your church knows what’s going each week by getting your news in to the church’s bulletin or newsletter.

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

Aaron and the Golden Calf

By jeff on September 20, 2024 in Comics

Nim discusses Aaron and the Golden Calf, which was a false idol. #falseidols #bible #exodus #biblestories #christianity

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Nim: The golden calf Aaron built was idolatry.

Nim: So God told Moses to get rid of the calf.

Nim: And that's where we get the word "de-calf."

Con: No it's not.
Nim: Can I get a refill here?

Aaron melted down all the gold earrings the Israelites had to build the golden calf.

2 Samuel 6 – Ark Of The Covenant Dance

By jeff on September 18, 2024 in Comics

Wouldn’t it be great if everyone’s love of God was so pure and exciting that we danced like King David for Him? 2 Samuel 6:14

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Abby: What are you doing?
Nim: The Ark of the Covenant dance!

Nim: When the Ark was delivered to the Temple, King David danced like crazy in praise to God.

Nim: It's a lot of fun. Want to join me?
Abby: Maybe...

Abby: What would offer God more praise? The Cabbage Patch or the Frug?

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Veterinarian – I Hate Going To The Vet

No Calories

Sincere Christian Commitment

Church Dinner

Heaven Is For Real

Romans 12 – Overcome Evil With Good

God’s Plan For Your Life

Aaron and the Golden Calf

2 Samuel 6 – Ark Of The Covenant Dance