Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

By jeff on September 5, 2024 in Comics

“There are six things the Lord hates – no, seven things he detests: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that race to do wrong, a false witness who pours out lies, a person who sows discord in a family.” – Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

Psalm 131:1 – Haughty Eyes

By jeff on September 3, 2024 in Comics

Psalm 131:1 and Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us things the Lord hates. It’s a good way to learn how God doesn’t want each of His followers to act.

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Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?

Nim: Psalm 131:1 tells of things God hates.

Nim: It says God detests haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!

Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!

Matthew 6:2-4 – Giving in Secret

By jeff on September 2, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 6:2-4 – Abby wants to pick up Nim’s church donation, not expecting a clandestine operation. #matthew6 #bibleverses #biblequotes #charity

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Abby: Are your donations for the needy in that bag?
Nim: Quiet!!! Just act natural and I'll slide the bag over to you when no one's looking.

Nim: You keep a look out that way. Matthew 6:2-4 says that our giving should be done in secret, so just pretend you don't know me.

Abby: If only that were true.
Nim: Hush, let's just do this deal now!

Ask Jesus For Help If You Get Depressed

By Jeff on September 1, 2024 in Comics

Nim tells Con he feels better after asking Jesus for help with feeling sad. You can ask Jesus for help too. Just ask him to heal you, give you comfort and walk with you during hard times.

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Con: You were depressed a while back, Nim. Are you better?
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I asked Jesus for help and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.

Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.

New Hymnals

By jeff on August 31, 2024 in Comics

Hymnals can be a great way to connect with the history of your faith. Songs written hundreds of years ago can give you new insight into praising God.

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Nim: My church just got new hymnals.

Con: That's nice. How do you like them?

Nim: To be honest, I think we got ripped off! I don't think they're actually "new."
Con: Why's that?

Nim: There's not a single song by Lauren Daigle, Taya or Tauren Wells in them!

Letters To Colossians

By jeff on August 30, 2024 in Comics

Paul’s letters to Colossians were addressed to people, not aliens. #colossians #bible #thebible #booksofthebible

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Nim: The Bible should have more spaceships!
Con: (Here we go.)

Con: Why should there be spaceships in the Bible?

Nim: 'Cause Paul wrote so many letters to alien races. Galatians...Ephisians...Colossians. I even saw a sci-fi movie on those guys.

Nim: Bow your head, Colossian, or feel the sting of my death-ray! P-Teww! P-Tewwwwww!

Stomp On The Devil’s Head

By jeff on August 29, 2024 in Comics

It’s a lot of fun to stomp on the devil’s head. Try it now and see how it makes you feel.

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Nim: Sing that song you sang in church on Sunday, Amos!

Amos: Stomp on the devil's head! Stomp on the devil's head!

Amos & Nim: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Nim: Do you know any songs about kicking the devil in the booty?

My Church Is So Small…

By Jeff on August 27, 2024 in Comics

Nim tells Con about his cousin’s church, which he says is really small. Just remember, it doesn’t matter if your church is big or small, as long as it gives praise to Jesus.

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

Always Remember…God Loves You!

By Jeff on August 25, 2024 in Comic Singles, Comics

Always remember that God loves you. No matter who your are or what you’ve done, you are ALWAYS loved by God. And your salvation comes only from accepting Jesus Christ into your heart.

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Always Remember... God Loves You!

2 Corinthians 5:17 – A New Creation

By Jeff on August 24, 2024 in Comics

Con and Nim discuss how caterpillars turning into beautiful butterflies is like people becoming a new creation in 2 Corinthians 5:17. “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. The old has passed away; behold, the new has come.”

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Nim: So a caterpillar spins a cocoon around itself.

Nim: Then later, it emerges from that disgusting, stinky chrysalis as an awesome new creation...a beautiful, colorful butterfly.

Con: That's a lot like our rebirth into new life by God's saving grace.

Nim: But a lot more gross.
Con: Oh yeah, absolutely!

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Characters Archives: Nim

Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

Psalm 131:1 – Haughty Eyes

Matthew 6:2-4 – Giving in Secret

Ask Jesus For Help If You Get Depressed

New Hymnals

Letters To Colossians

Stomp On The Devil’s Head

My Church Is So Small…

Always Remember…God Loves You!

2 Corinthians 5:17 – A New Creation