Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Galatians 5 – Fruit Of The Spirit Mango Blast

By Jeff on November 15, 2024 in Comics

Learn more about the Fruit of the Spirit by reading Galatians 5 in your Bible. These are gifts from God to all believers.

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Nim: I've been thinking about the Fruits of the Spirit Con talked about yesterday.

Nim: God could really take that up a notch if he used some fusion.
Abby: God doesn't need any of your advice!

Nim: But it's the biggest thing in product branding now. You mix two tastes together. It's just like a mash-up, but with flavors.

Abby: Nim, you don't understan...
Nim: Something like Fruit-of-the-Spirit-Mango-Blast!

James 1:5 – True Wisdom

By Jeff on November 14, 2024 in Comics

James 1:5 – Just remember that when the Bible speaks about wisdom, it’s usually referring to wisdom about God and salvation.

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Nim: I'm now totally brilliant!
Abby: Huh?

Nim: James 1:5 says "If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God...and it will be given to him."

Nim: I asked, therefore I'm now a true braniac!

Abby: Don't you think you're being a little...
Nim: SILENCE! I FEEL A THOUGHT COMING ON!

Acts 2 The Pentecost

By jeff on November 13, 2024 in Comics

This weekend is the Pentecost, which marks the occasion of the descent of the Holy Spirit upon the Apostles and other followers of Jesus Christ, (Acts 2). Some Christians call it the “Birthday of the Church.”

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Nim: Okay, Mr. Smarty-Pants. Let's see how much you know.
Con: Go!

Nim: What's the Pentecost?
Con: The descent of the Holy Spirit.
Nim: What's the Penteteuch?
Con The first five books of the Bible.
Nim: What's a henway?

Con: Why, that's a...a...give me a second. It's...um...you know what? You got me!

Con: What's a henway?
Nim: About four pounds.

Six Things God Hates: Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

By jeff on November 8, 2024 in Comics

Solomon writes in the book of Proverbs that there are six things the Lord hates, seven which are an abomination to him. Today, Nim is contemplating whether cats are something God hates.

Proverbs 6:16-19

Jonah and the Whale

By jeff on November 7, 2024 in Comics

Jonah and the Whale is the subject of Nim’s journalistic pursuit. He may get answers to who, what, where, when, why and how without understanding the story. Do you ever confuse details with wisdom? You might know all the answers to a test, but not understand how to apply that to your life. Read about Jonah and Whale today and pray for God’s wisdom to understand the meaning rather than focusing on the specifics.

Jonah 1-2

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Nim: Abby, help me work on my journalism skills by telling me about Jonah and the whale.
Abby: Okay, one day Jonah...
Nim: Who?
Abby: Jonah. And a whale...
Nim: What?
Abby: A whale...
Nim: Where?
Abby: Umm...
Nim: When? Why?
Abby: Hey!
Nim: Well, I think that covers just about everything. So why do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Abby: Keep it up, and I'll make you forget something!
Nim: How?

You can read about Jonah and the whale in Jonah 1 and 2.

Matthew 28:16-20 – The Great Commission

By Jeff on November 2, 2024 in Comics

The Great Commission is actually Jesus’ challenge to his disciples – and all Christians – to spread God’s Word and New Covenant throughout the world.

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Abby: Tell me a Bible story, Nim.
Nim: Okay. A-hem!

Nim: Jesus told his apostles to go out and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. But Thomas raised his hand and asked, "What do WE get out of this?"

Nim: And Jesus said, "7 percent on a sliding scale."
Abby: (What the...?)

Nim: And that's what known as "The Great Commission."
Abby: It is not!

Our New Church Website

By Jeff on November 1, 2024 in Comics

Modern church websites are often amazing and very cutting-edge. But if they don’t communicate effectively with the congregation, they’re not doing their job.

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Con: Have you seen the church's new website?
Nim: No, is it nice?

Con: Nice? It's got a calendar and instant messaging and podcasts and streaming video and games and news and sub-sites for each Sunday School class and tons of pictures and a Facebook app and totally interactive areas that keep everyone up-to-date constantly on every minute detail of the church and its staff seven days a week!

Nim: WOW! THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE!

Con: Yeah, too bad I can't figure out how to use it.

I Hate Broccoli

By Jeff on October 31, 2024 in Comics

Sometimes I wish God had made healthy foods like broccoli, brussel sprouts and liver taste more like ice cream, candy and tacos.

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Nim: Why did God make all the healthy food taste so bad?

Abby: What are you talking about? Broccoli is good for you AND it's delicious!

Nim: Broccoli?! BLEEECCCCHHHH!!!

Abby: Be careful. Your face might freeze like that.
Nim: Make me eat broccoli and it probably will.

Obedience To God Part 5

By Jeff on October 28, 2024 in Comics

God’s Word is absolute and let us know what is right or wrong. Don’t try to rewrite His laws for your own selfish purposes, instead try to show obedience to god to be more like Christ.

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Nim: How's your obedience class?
Abby: Oh, I'm very obedient now!

Abby: In fact, I now see that too many people try to get around God's laws by pointing out the gray areas.

Abby: But I'm here to tell you...things are either right or wrong. Black or white. Everything is either black or white.
Nim: Not everything.

Nim: You're PINK and white.

Church Volunteer

By Jeff on October 23, 2024 in Comics

Whatever you unique and special talent is, your church needs it. So get in the game and become a church volunteer! It’ll change your life!

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Abby: How do you like volunteering at your church?

Nim: It seems like they're trying to work me to death!

Abby: That's because so few do the work for so many. Just remember, churches are like football games...

Abby: 1,000 on the sidelines who need some exercise and 22 people in the game who need some rest.

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Characters Archives: Nim

Galatians 5 – Fruit Of The Spirit Mango Blast

James 1:5 – True Wisdom

Acts 2 The Pentecost

Six Things God Hates: Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

Proverbs 6:16-19

Jonah and the Whale

Jonah 1-2

Matthew 28:16-20 – The Great Commission

Our New Church Website

I Hate Broccoli

Obedience To God Part 5