Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Speak in Tongues

By Jeff on December 9, 2024 in Comics

Nim visits his uncle’s church, where they speak in tongues. #church #pentecostal #sundayschool #kidmin

Nim: I went to church with my uncle last night.

Nim: It was a church where they speak in tongues.

Con: How does a dog speak in tongues?

Nim: Moo.

Visiting the churches of family members is a good way to learn how others worship Jesus.

Matthew 25:5 – Feed The Hungry

By Jeff on December 6, 2024 in Comics

Abby runs her church’s canned food drive to feed the hungry and Nim brings her some “canned goods.” #feed #feedthehungry #charity #iamachristian

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Abby: Nim, I'm so glad you have some canned goods for the church food drive.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: And not a plenty in the bunch.

Abby: Not a what in the bunch?
Nim: A plenty. I separated the "Goods" from the "Plenties" before I filled the can.

Nim: And voila! Canned "Goods!"
Abby: (Patience...he means well.

Remember to help those less fortunate this Christmas season.

No Cats In The Bible

By Jeff on December 5, 2024 in Comics

Nim gives Con a Big Bible Fun Fact by letting him know there is no mention of cats in the Bible. #bible #cat #cats #biblecat #christianhumor #christiancartoon

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Con's Big Bible Facts

Nim: I've got a Bible Fact for you.
Con: Hit me.

Nim: What's the only pet not mentioned in the Bible?
Con: What?

Nim: Cats.
Con: Really?

Nim: POWER TO THE PUPS, BROTHER!

It's true...the only domesticated animal never mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

Do You Know Your Way Home?

By Jeff on December 2, 2024 in Comics

When a pastor or preacher asks if you “know your way home,” it means “your eternal home in Heaven.” Find someone today who needs to know their way home and spread the Good News.

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Nim: Our pastor asked us if we knew "our way home."

Nim: So I said, "Duh, not only do I know MY way home, but I know where YOU live too, Pastor. In fact, I'm quite fond of that fire hydrant in your front yard."

Amos: Oh, Nim. You didn't!
Nim: Yep, I did.

Nim: Did you know a preacher's face turns purple before it turns red?

Pray For Friend In The Hospital

By Jeff on December 1, 2024 in Comics

If someone you know is sick or in the hospital, take time today to pray for them, for their families and for their doctors or caregivers.

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Nim: My friend is really sick and had to go to the hospital.
Abby: Oh, no!

Nim: He's facing rough times, but his doctors are the best around, so he's in good hands.

Abby: Did you pray for him?
Nim: A lot!

Abby: Then he's in the best hands around!

Mark 1:8 – Christian Baptism

By Jeff on November 27, 2024 in Comics

John The Baptist said in Mark 1:8 “I baptize you with water, but he will baptize you with the Holy Spirit!”

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Nim: Con says my new idea is a bad one.
Abby: What's the idea?

Nim: High-dive baptisms!
Abby: Oh, my!

Nim: The problem is that I don't know if he means "bad" as in "good." Like: That's one bad bike, dude! Or if he means "bad" as in "bad." Like: Bad news about your bike, dude!

Abby: Gosh. If only we could know which he meant.
Nim: You see my dilemma.

Matthew 28: High-Dive Baptisms

By Jeff on November 26, 2024 in Comics

Jesus said about baptisms in Matthew 28, “Therefore, go and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.”

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Nim: I have a great idea! High-dive baptisms!
Con: What?!

Nim: The preacher pushes people in the water from the highest-dive at a swimming pool! They get to accept Jesus and conquer their fear simultaneously!
("You're saved!" "Aaaa!")

Con: What about churches that baptize babies?
Nim: Two words: water wings!

Con: This is a really bad idea.
Nim: Pish-posh! Hurry up and get me a patent attorney on the phone!

Our God Is An Awesome God

By Jeff on November 20, 2024 in Comics

The song “Awesome God” was written by Rich Mullins and has been recorded by many artists, including Kirk Franklin, Michael W. Smith and Hillsong. Our God is truly and an Awesome God!

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Nim: How come when Kirk Franklin sings "Awesome God," he says "He rains from Heaven above?"

Nim: I mean, that's not very high praise to just say that God rains all over us!

Abby: It's not RAIN, like R-A-I-N, you goof. It's REIGN, like R-E-I-G-N.
Nim: Spell it however you want.

Nim: But I've been around the dogpark enough times to know that someone's getting wet!

All Dogs Go To Heaven

By Jeff on November 17, 2024 in Comics

“The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.” – Isaiah 11:6

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Con: What'cha watching?
Nim: A movie.

Nim: It's called "All Dogs Go To Heaven."

Con: (!)

Con: Best movie title ever!
Nim: I know, right?

Galatians 5:22-23 – Fruits Of The Spirit Juice Box

By Jeff on November 16, 2024 in Comics

The Bible offers us numerous suggestions for learning to deal with patience while waiting for things. And the Fruits of the Spirit grow in their own time.

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Galatians 5:22-23

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Nim: Professor Amos, how do I get the Fruits of the Spirit?
Amos: By accepting Christ, they are already growing inside you. It takes time, prayer and faith. But God will give them to you.
Nim: Couldn't I just buy them in a convenient juice box?

Be patient, it takes time for the Fruits of the Holy Spirit to grow within you.

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Speak in Tongues

Matthew 25:5 – Feed The Hungry

No Cats In The Bible

Do You Know Your Way Home?

Pray For Friend In The Hospital

Mark 1:8 – Christian Baptism

Matthew 28: High-Dive Baptisms

Our God Is An Awesome God

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Galatians 5:22-23 – Fruits Of The Spirit Juice Box

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