Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Some churches are big and others are small. It doesn’t matter which you go to as long as you’re having fellowship in God. Find the church that fits you best.
↓ TranscriptNim: I visited my uncle's church this weekend.
Nim: It's the biggest church I've ever seen.
Con: How big is it?
Nim: It's so big that the baptistry includes a waterslide and four-star hotel.
Nim thinks that prayer works like a candy machine: you ask for something and get it immediately. But prayer is meant to be a special time between you and God, getting to know Him and aligning our thoughts and desires with His.
↓ TranscriptNim: You lied to me! You said prayer works, but it doesn't.
Con: What?
Nim: I prayed for a million dollars and I didn't get squat.
Con: That's not prayer! That's just looking to God to give you what you want. Honest prayer is selfless and sincere. It draws you closer to God.
NIm: I guess I need to call the dealership and cancel my Porsche, huh?
Con: A Porsche? What would you do with a Porsche?
Nim: Give it to my owner so I could hang my head out the window like this!
Revelation 21 describes some of what Heaven will look like by describing its architecture, including the streets that are paved in gold.
↓ TranscriptNim: I have a question.
Abby: Shoot.
Nim: I hear that in Heaven, the streets are paved in gold.
Abby: That's right. Revelation 21 tells of a new Heaven and a new earth with a great street made of gold.
Nim: Then are the Olympic medals made of asphalt?
“We had to celebrate this happy day. For your brother was dead and has come back to life! He was lost, but now he is found!” – Luke 15 (The Parable of the Prodigal Son)
↓ TranscriptCon: The father said to his servants, "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him! Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet."
Con: "Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate for this son of mine was dead and is alive again. He was lost and is found."
Con: And they all celebrated!
Nim: Well, except for the cow.
Even if you have to lose more than 75 pounds, a local church can probably help you with a diet plan that works in conjunction with your faith for better success.
↓ TranscriptCon: Nim, buddy! Look at you! You've lost all your extra weight!
Con: That church diet plan really did the job!
Nim: I know! I lost 75 pounds!
Con: 75 pounds? That sounds like a whopper.
Nim: Nope. Whoppers aren't allowed on this diet.
You can look for hidden treasure your entire life and end up missing the real treasure that’s found through faith in Jesus Christ. Read your Bible today!
↓ TranscriptNim: What's up, Amos? Why aren't you dressed for exploring?
Nim: We said we were going to look for hidden treasure.
Amos: I know.
Amos: But I gave it a lot of thought and I realized something.
Amos: I've already found my treasure in the Bible.
Nim’s diet is working and a little compliment reallly makes his day. Make sure to pay someone you know a compliment today.
↓ TranscriptCon: Have you been going to the diet classes at church?
Nim: Yep, for about a week.
Con: Well, I can tell it's working.
Nim: REALLY??!!!
Nim: I must look fantastic!!! I knew the diet was working, but I had no idea you'd see such a big difference in so short a time. Look at you, you can't keep your eyes off me! I must really be fabulous!
Con: A little compliment goes a long way with Nim.
Nim: Who's got a camera? Someon needs to get a picture of me...quick!
It’s a good idea to look at anything you’re doing in excess and ask yourself, “Is this interfering with my relationship with God?”
↓ TranscriptNim: Why am I on this stupid diet? It's not like it's a sin or anything to be fat!
Abby: No, it's not a sin, but it might show ingratitude to God for his sacred gift of life.
Abby: Plus, our bodies are the Temple of the Holy Spirit and should be kept as pure as possible.
Nim: Don't argue with me today, fuzzball! I may be small, but I'm hungry!
Be sure you don’t judge others. All judgment is reserved for God. You can find the Parable of the Weeds in your Bible. Just go to Matthew 13.
↓ TranscriptNim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.
Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.
Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.
Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!
