Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Gratitude: What Simple Things Are You Thankful To God For?

By Jeff on September 17, 2024 in Comics

Gratitude is important in all things.

Abby tells Nim that he should be thankful for the little things and gets an answer she doesn’t expect. The Bible says we should thank God for all things… what are you thankful for?

↓ Transcript

Abby: We should have Gratitude l to God for giving us even the simplest of things.

Nim: Like grass.

Abby: Yes, Nim. That's very sweet that you're grateful for grass. What made you think of it so quickly?

Nim: I can't go potty unless the ground has grass on it.

Unspoken

By jeff on September 16, 2024 in Comics

Unspoken’s song “Higher” is just one of so many awesome Christian songs that can help you develop an even closer connection to God.

↓ Transcript

Nim: Who sings the Christian song “Higher”?
Con: It’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why is it unspoken?
Con: Because they singed it.
Nim: Who sings it?
Con: Like I said, it’s Unspoken.

Nim: Why won’t you tell me?
Con: I am telling you.
Nim: I asked who sings “Higher,” and you say it’s unspoken.
Con: That’s right.
Nim: What’s right?
Con: It’s unspoken!
Nim: Aaargggghhhhh!

Nim: You’re enjoying this, right?
Con: Oh, yeah!

Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

By jeff on September 10, 2024 in Comics

There are six things the Lord hates—
    no, seven things he detests:
haughty eyes,
    a lying tongue,
    hands that kill the innocent,
a heart that plots evil,
    feet that race to do wrong,
a false witness who pours out lies,
    a person who sows discord in a family.

– Proverbs 6:16-19

↓ Transcript

Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

By jeff on September 9, 2024 in Comics

According to Proverbs 6:19, the sixth thing the Lord hates is “a false witness who pours out lies.” That means speaking untruths about others.

↓ Transcript

Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

Proverbs 6 – Feet That Rush To Evil

By jeff on September 8, 2024 in Comics

The fifth thing God hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil, because they betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

↓ Transcript

Nim: No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!

Con: What are you doing?

Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?

Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

By jeff on September 7, 2024 in Comics

The Bible tells us in Proverbs 6:16-19 that the fourth thing God hates is “a heart that devises wicked schemes.”

↓ Transcript

Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?

Nim: The 4th thing God hates are wicked schemes and I'm not sure what those are.
Con: Well, a wicked scheme would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive both morally and spiritually.

Nim: Would acting really cute for my master JUST to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.

Nim: EXCELLENT!

Proverbs 6 – Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

By jeff on September 6, 2024 in Comics

Proverbs 6 tells us that the third thing God detests are hands that shed innocent blood. Murder is an abomination to God.

↓ Transcript

Nim: God must hate cats!
Con: Why?

Nim: Because Proverbs 6:17 says that among the things God hates are hands that shed innocent blood.

Nim: Cats kill mice. Ergo, God hates cats!

Con: You do know that cats don't have hands, don't you?
Nim: Filthy cats!

Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

By jeff on September 5, 2024 in Comics

“There are six things the Lord hates – no, seven things he detests: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that race to do wrong, a false witness who pours out lies, a person who sows discord in a family.” – Proverbs 6:16-19

↓ Transcript

Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

Psalm 131:1 – Haughty Eyes

By jeff on September 3, 2024 in Comics

Psalm 131:1 and Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us things the Lord hates. It’s a good way to learn how God doesn’t want each of His followers to act.

↓ Transcript

Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?

Nim: Psalm 131:1 tells of things God hates.

Nim: It says God detests haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!

Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!

Matthew 6:2-4 – Giving in Secret

By jeff on September 2, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 6:2-4 – Abby wants to pick up Nim’s church donation, not expecting a clandestine operation. #matthew6 #bibleverses #biblequotes #charity

↓ Transcript

Abby: Are your donations for the needy in that bag?
Nim: Quiet!!! Just act natural and I'll slide the bag over to you when no one's looking.

Nim: You keep a look out that way. Matthew 6:2-4 says that our giving should be done in secret, so just pretend you don't know me.

Abby: If only that were true.
Nim: Hush, let's just do this deal now!

1 2 … 26 Next →

Top Menu

Navigation

Characters Archives: Nim

Gratitude: What Simple Things Are You Thankful To God For?

Gratitude is important in all things.

Unspoken

Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

Proverbs 6 – Feet That Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

Proverbs 6 – Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

Psalm 131:1 – Haughty Eyes

Matthew 6:2-4 – Giving in Secret