Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.
Even a white lie is a sin in the eyes of God. Read James 2:10 today. #sinner #lying #thoushaltnotlie #lyingtongue
↓ TranscriptAbby: I told a fib yesterday, but it was just a little one. That's okay, right?
Con: Nope. James 2:10 says that if you stumble just a little bit, it's as bad as committing any sin. All sin is one and the same because all sin grows from us choosing to go ahead and do what God forbids. Sin is our willful separation from God.
Con: But Jesus saved us from all past and future sins. Ask his forgiveness and don't do it again.
Con: What did you fib about?
Abby: Remember when you asked if I liked your new cowboy hat?
“A gentle tongue can break a bone” – Proverbs 25:15 #proverbs #bible #bibleverses #biblequotes #kindness #gentletongue
↓ TranscriptCon: So Proverbs says "A gentle tongue can break a bone" and you're going to demonstrate?
Nim: You bet! Oh, my gosh, LOOK AT THAT!
Con: What is it?
(CRUNCH!!!)
Nim: TA-DAAAA!
Con: I hope you didn't break a tooth.
Nim: You mean my tongue.
Con: Sure.
Jesus tells the Samaritan Woman:
Anyone who drinks this water will soon become thirsty again. But those who drink the water I give will never be thirsty again.
– John 4:13-14
↓ TranscriptCon: Jesus said "Whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst."
Con: He's talking about drinking in the spirit. Jesus also says to be born again means being born of water and spirit.
Con: He's using the analogy of water to illustrate the thirst for salvation.
Nim: When my bowl of water gets slimy, I drink out of the toilet.
God gives us all special gifts to serve Him if we just answer His call. #godscalling #servegod #godslove #loveofchrist
↓ TranscriptAmos: God gives us all special gifts and calls us to serve Him in our own unique way.
Amos: We can serve him in church, school, our jobs or our daily lives. All we have to do is wait for his call.
(RING! RING!)
Amos: HELLO?!
Amos: Hi Abby. No, I was just expecting someone else.
The Apostle Paul converted to Christianity on the Road to Damascus. #christianity #apostle #conversion #jesus #acts9
↓ TranscriptNim: I've decided that the apostle Paul was very child-like.
Con: Why do you think that?
Nim: Because he cavorted to Christianity.
Con: He didn't "cavort." He converted to Christianity.
Nim: Oh.
Nim: So what you're saying is that he converted on the road to da mattress?
Make sure that when someone asks you about grace or salvation or Jesus, you give them an answer that helps them. #grace #blessed #gracedefined #godsgrace
↓ TranscriptNim: Con, what does "grace" mean?
Con: Well, Nim, "grace" is the state of sanctification by God or the personification of one who is under such divine influence. And it's important to note that the presence of grace is anathema to the commission of sin.
Nim: Mm, hmm. I see. Very interesting.
Nim: Abby, what does "grace" mean?
The Kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the good news! – Mark 1:15 #mark1 #goodnews #thegoodnews #gospel #jesus #saved
↓ TranscriptNim: Nope. Can't find any.
Con Can't find any what?
Nim: Good news. My pastor says that I should spread the good news, but this paper is full of nothing but bad news.
Con: The good news isn't in the newspaper. The good news is the fact that Jesus is our savior. We're supposed to spread that news to everyone we meet.
Nim: Boy! Let me tell you, this paper could benefit from some of that good news.
Con: No doubt.
God has brought me laughter & everyone who hears about this will laugh with me. – Genesis 21:6 #genesis #genesis21 #noah #christiancomic
↓ TranscriptNim: Why didn't Noah go fishing?
Amos: Why?
Nim: Because he only had two worms! Get it? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Nim: Ha! Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee! Hee...Ha...Ho...Umm...Uh...Ahem...
Nim: What's the matter, Amos? Did somebody bury your sense of humor bone?
You can read about the baptism of Jesus in Matthew 3:13-17 and Luke 3:21-22 #jesus #jesuschrist #baptism #johnthebaptist #christiancomics
↓ TranscriptNim: John the Baptist dunked Jesus under the water.
Nim: Then the Holy Spirit flew down like a dove. And Heaven opened up, a loud voice proclaiming, "This is My beloved Son, in Whom I am well pleased."
Nim: Then John the Baptist gave Jesus the high-five and shouted, "Who da man?!"
Con: He did not.
Nim: Can I get a witness?
You can read about Jesus' baptism in Matthew 3:13-17 and Luke 3:21-22
