Characters Archives: Nim

Nimrod, or “Nim,” is a chihuahua who usually speaks before he thinks, often resulting in hilarious opinions.

Judges 16 – Samson and Delilah

By Jeff on March 9, 2025 in Comics

“If my head were shaved, my strength would leave me, and I would become as weak as anyone else.” – Samson in Judges 16:17

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Nim: I had to go to the groomer yesterday.
Con: I hate to go to the groomer!

Nim: Tell me about it. I even tried to talk my way out of it by saying I was like Samson and that cutting my hair would weaken me.

Con: How'd that work out?
Nim: Not well.

Nim: She just smiled and showed me her nametage. It read "Delilah."
Con: Ooooooooo!

I Love My Church!

By Jeff on March 8, 2025 in Comic Singles, TGN

I love my church! The only thing missing is you!

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I love my chrch! The only thing missing is U!

Rain Is Not God Crying

By Jeff on March 7, 2025 in Comics

Remember to thank God for the little things in life that we often take for granted…like rain, which is not God crying. No matter what you were told as a child.

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Putting Rumors To Rest.

Nim: I've got a question for you.
Con: Shoot.

Nim: When it's raining, is that really God crying?
Con: No!

Con: Rain makes the flowers grow and fills our water supply so we can live. And after the rain is over, we get to see a rainbow.

Nim: So when it's raining, God is showing us His love?
Con: You got it, buddy!

John 14:6 – Life Is A Gift

By Jeff on March 5, 2025 in Comic Singles, Comics

Jesus told him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one can come to the Father except through me.” – John 14:6

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Life Is A Gift
Don't Take It For Granted!

Titus 3:3 – I Was A Fool

By Jeff on March 1, 2025 in Comics

I was a fool: “Once we, too, were foolish and disobedient. We were misled and became slaves to many lusts and pleasures. Our lives were full of evil and envy, and we hated each other.” – Titus 3:3

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Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska?
Abby: What?!!!

Nim: APRIL FOOL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nim: HeeHeeHeeHeeHee!
Abby: It's March 1st. April Fool's Day isn't until next month.
Nim: Heh...heh...oh.

Nim: Abby, did I tell you I'm moving to Alaska NEXT month?
Abby: Nice try, March Fool.

Small Churches

By Jeff on February 27, 2025 in Comics

Small churches are often charming and filled with the Holy Spirit. They’re often more like small groups that focus on bible study.

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

Prayer For Depression

By Jeff on February 24, 2025 in Comics

When you’re feeling depression and don’t know what to do, pray to Jesus to help you find the blessings in your life. It’s guaranteed to help!

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Con: You were depressed a while back, Nim. Are you better?
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I asked Jesus for help, and He took care of me.
Con: I'm glad to hear it.

Nim: Me too. I was lower than a snake's belly crawling in a ditch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Con: How long have you been waiting to use that one?
Nim: All week.

Small Church

By Jeff on February 22, 2025 in Comics

Visiting the churches of family members helps all of you grow closer. And a small church can show you new ways to worship.

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Con: Tell me more about your cousin's small church.

Con: I love small churches. They're so charming and full of life.

Nim: Well, this one is small, that's for sure.

Nim: The last two people to show up for the service had to play musical chairs to get a seat.

Jesus Is My Rock

By Jeff on February 21, 2025 in Comic Singles, Comics

Jesus is my rock and always will be. “The Lord is my rock, my fortress, and my savior;” – Psalm 18:2

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Jesus is my rock

Stop Complaining, Start Giving Thanks

By Jeff on February 20, 2025 in Comics

If you focus too much on your problems, this is a good day to stop complaining and start showing God some gratitude!

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DT: I have so many problems. My leg hurts. I don't like my school. I'm bored with everyone and everything.

Nim: Well, let me ask you this: Where do you think God goes on vacation?
DT: Huh?

DT: Little dude, if you're not going to listen to me, I'm out of here!

Nim: I asked because I had only been listening to you complain for 5 minutes and I needed a vacation. God's been listening your whole life!

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Characters Archives: Nim

Judges 16 – Samson and Delilah

I Love My Church!

Rain Is Not God Crying

John 14:6 – Life Is A Gift

Titus 3:3 – I Was A Fool

Small Churches

Prayer For Depression

Small Church

Jesus Is My Rock

Stop Complaining, Start Giving Thanks