Chapters Archives: Comics

Mark 1:9-12 – Jesus and John The Baptist

By jeff on October 11, 2024 in Comics

One day Jesus came from Nazareth in Galilee, and John baptized him in the Jordan River. As Jesus came up out of the water, he saw the heavens splitting apart and the Holy Spirit descending on him like a dove. And a voice from heaven said, “You are my dearly loved Son, and you bring me great joy.” – Mark 1:9-12

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Abby: My church baptizes people in the local river.

Con: That's neat. It's just like John and Jesus.

Abby: Yeah, but a little different.
Con: How?

Abby: I don't think Jesus was baptized to the sounds of "Marco...Polo!"

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

By jeff on October 10, 2024 in Comics

Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish is the only miracle that appears in all 4 gospels: Matthew 14:13-21, Mark 6:31-44, Luke 9:10-17 and John 6:5-15.

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

Do Not Be Afraid 4

By jeff on October 9, 2024 in Comics

Talking about your fears can make them seem less scary. Your Pastor or someone else at your church are good people to help you with your fears.

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Nim: Have you talked to your Pastor about your fear of thunder?

Con: I just don't think he would understand. He's not afraid of anything. Not rolled-up papers, loud noises, shiny floors, not even thunder.

Nim: Wow.

Nim: He's not just a Pastor, he's more like a Superhero.
Con: Seriously.

Veterinarian – I Hate Going To The Vet

By jeff on October 8, 2024 in Comics

It’s often hard to remember to be grateful for things that are good for us, but aren’t very fun, like going to the veterinarian. But try to keep in mind that it’s a blessing in disguise.

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Nim: I hate going to the vet! I hate it! I hate it! I HATE IT!!!

Abby: You should try to change your perspective.

Abby: Try to have gratitude that God has provided us with modern medicine. Instead of saying "I hate the vet," say "Thank you God, for creating talented veterinarians I can go to."

Nim: Easy for you to say. You don't have to go to the vet today.
Abby: True.

No Calories

By jeff on October 7, 2024 in Comics

It’s important to remember that not everything you hear from others is true. Read your Bible to make sure you don’t just believe what others tell you about God.

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Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!

Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.

Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him?
Amos: Seen who?

Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?

Sunday School Party

By jeff on October 6, 2024 in Comics

Sunday School parties are a great way to show those in your church how much they mean to you. But don’t drive yourself crazy!

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Abby: My master is working hard preparing for a party for her Sunday School class.

Abby: She's been cooking, baking, mopping, dusting, vacuuming, polishing the silver, hanging pictures, bleaching the hallways, testing recipes, finding just the right candles, baking pies, addressing invitations...

Con: I thought a party was a pizza and a movie or a game on Xbox.

Abby: No! It's a GIRL'S party!!!

Sincere Christian Commitment

By jeff on October 5, 2024 in Comics

God’s forgiveness through the blood of Christ isn’t a “Get out of jail free” card for Christians. It’s the ultimate expression of love we should strive to be worthy of.

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Nim: My friend said it's okay for Christians to sin because God's forgiveness is like a free pass to do whatever you want.

Abby: Your friend is wrong. And if he thinks that way, he might not have sincerely accepted Christ.

Nim: It's funny. That's EXACTLY what I told him.

Nim: Actually, I just said "shut up, you pootyhead!" But the gist was the same as what you said.

Church Dinner

By jeff on October 4, 2024 in Comics

Contrary to what Amos thinks, church dinners are just as fattening as any other dinner. If you want to lose weight, it takes a lot of work!

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Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week!

Amos: I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!

Nim: Hon on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.

Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

Heaven Is For Real

By jeff on October 2, 2024 in Comics

Don’t think of Heaven as just a “concept,” think of it as an actual place. God showed us what it will be like with the Garden of Eden. Heaven is for real.

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Nim: So Heaven is an actual place?

Con: It sure is! And as I mentioned yesterday, God has prepared it just for us and it's perfect!

Nim: That sounds great!

Nim: Do they get all the games in Hi-Def?
Con: Yep. And no blackout areas, either.

Computer On The Fritz

By jeff on October 1, 2024 in Comics

If you need to use a computer, but don’t have one or you’re having computer problems with yours, check with your church to see if you can use one of theirs.

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Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine is on the grits.

Abby: On the GRITS? Don't you mean "on the FRITZ?"

Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz."

Jerry: So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.

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Mark 1:9-12 – Jesus and John The Baptist

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

Do Not Be Afraid 4

Veterinarian – I Hate Going To The Vet

No Calories

Sunday School Party

Sincere Christian Commitment

Church Dinner

Heaven Is For Real

Computer On The Fritz