Chapters Archives: Comics

Christians Must Vote On Election Day

By jeff on November 7, 2016 in Comics

Amos: I hear tomorrow is Election Day here in the USA.

Con: Yes, voting is a sacred right everyone should exercise.

Amos: I thought elections were just an excuse to ridicule and fuss at your friends on social mediaso they’ll be angry and resentful.
Con: No! Love for your friends is more important than simple political views.

Amos: Huh. Then I guess everyone’s been doing it wrong.

The Tree Of Knowledge Of Good And Evil

By jeff on November 1, 2016 in Comics

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Con: The serpent tempted Eve into eating fruit from the Tree of Knowledge.

Con: Once God found out, he banished them from the Garden of Eden.

Amos: Wow!

Amos: So she really ate them out of house and home.

God Is Omniscient

By jeff on October 27, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Dear Diary-To-God...

Abby: How are You? I am fine. But You know that already.

Abby: My day was nice, but You know that already. I had lunch with Con and Amos. I went to the mall and I watched a DVD. But I guess You know all that already, too.

Abby: Love, Abby (But You knew it was me already).

You Play A Part In Gods Plan

By jeff on October 24, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: Everyone has a part to play in God's plan.
Nim: Even me?

Amos: Of course.
Nim: So what's my part?

Amos: I don't know. That's between you and God.

Nim: Are there a lot of lines? Is it a juicy part? Do I need an agent?

The Great I Am

By jeff on October 21, 2016 in Comics

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Con: My head hurts.
Abby: What's wrong?

Con: I was thinking about how God's the great "I AM." But He's also the "always was" and the "forever will be."

Con: He's always been since the beginning of time and will be until the end of time. But there is no beginning or end of time, because there's no beginning or end of God.

Abby: Ow!
Con: I know. Right?

I Am Not Ashamed

By jeff on October 19, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: Con says we shouldn't do things that are wrong, even if our friends are doing it.
Nim: That's right, Amos.

Nim: We can't allow ourselves to cave in to peer pressure.

Nim: I mean, if everyone else is jumping off a bridge, would you do it too?

Amos: That depends. Are they throwing cupcakes off that bridge?

Stand Up For Your Beliefs

By jeff on October 17, 2016 in Comics

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Con: When other people try to get you to do things you know are wrong, don't do it!

Con: We should never agree with other people to "get along!"

Con: STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Nim: Amen, brother!

Nim: But what if I happen to be sitting down at the time?

God Thinks You’re Beautiful – Song of Solomon 4:7

By jeff on October 14, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: I want to go to Hollywood.
Jerry: Why?

Abby: Because my beauty will be recognized.

Jerry: You don't need to go to Hollywood.

Jerry: God recognizes you're just as beautiful here as you would be there.

Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven

By jeff on October 12, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.

Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.

Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.

Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.

Jesus Loves The Little Children

By jeff on October 10, 2016 in Comics

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Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!

Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!

Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!

Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.

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