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Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

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Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

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Proverbs 6 – Feet That Rush To Evil

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Nim: No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!

Con: What are you doing?

Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?

Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

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Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?

Nim: The 4th thing God hates are wicked schemes and I'm not sure what those are.
Con: Well, a wicked scheme would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive both morally and spiritually.

Nim: Would acting really cute for my master JUST to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.

Nim: EXCELLENT!

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Proverbs 6 – Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

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Nim: God must hate cats!
Con: Why?

Nim: Because Proverbs 6:17 says that among the things God hates are hands that shed innocent blood.

Nim: Cats kill mice. Ergo, God hates cats!

Con: You do know that cats don't have hands, don't you?
Nim: Filthy cats!

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Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

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Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

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Proverbs 6:16-19 – Haughty Eyes

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Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?

Nim: Proverbs 6:16-19 tells of the seven things God hates.

Nim: The first thing God detests are haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!

Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!

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Proverbs 6 – False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

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Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."

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Proverbs 6 – Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6 - Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

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