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Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord

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There are six things the Lord hates—
    no, seven things he detests:
haughty eyes,
    a lying tongue,
    hands that kill the innocent,
a heart that plots evil,
    feet that race to do wrong,
a false witness who pours out lies,
    a person who sows discord in a family.

– Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.

Abby: That's discord...not distemper.

Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.

Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!

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Proverbs 6 – A False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

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According to Proverbs 6:19, the sixth thing the Lord hates is “a false witness who pours out lies.” That means speaking untruths about others.

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.

Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?

Nim: No.
Con: Then you're the gossip.

Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

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Proverbs 6 – Feet That Rush To Evil

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The fifth thing God hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil, because they betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

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Nim: No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!

Con: What are you doing?

Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?

Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

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Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes

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The Bible tells us in Proverbs 6:16-19 that the fourth thing God hates is “a heart that devises wicked schemes.”

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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?

Nim: The 4th thing God hates are wicked schemes and I'm not sure what those are.
Con: Well, a wicked scheme would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive both morally and spiritually.

Nim: Would acting really cute for my master JUST to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.

Nim: EXCELLENT!

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Proverbs 6 – Hands That Shed Innocent Blood

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Proverbs 6 tells us that the third thing God detests are hands that shed innocent blood. Murder is an abomination to God.

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Nim: God must hate cats!
Con: Why?

Nim: Because Proverbs 6:17 says that among the things God hates are hands that shed innocent blood.

Nim: Cats kill mice. Ergo, God hates cats!

Con: You do know that cats don't have hands, don't you?
Nim: Filthy cats!

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Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue

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“There are six things the Lord hates – no, seven things he detests: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that kill the innocent, a heart that plots evil, feet that race to do wrong, a false witness who pours out lies, a person who sows discord in a family.” – Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?

Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.

Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!

Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.

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Proverbs 6:16-19 – Haughty Eyes

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Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us the seven things the Lord hates. It’s a good way to learn how God doesn’t want each of His followers to act.

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Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?

Nim: Proverbs 6:16-19 tells of the seven things God hates.

Nim: The first thing God detests are haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!

Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!

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Proverbs 6 – False Witness Who Pours Out Lies

Proverbs 6 - False Witness

According to Proverbs 6:16-19, the sixth thing the Lord hates is “a false witness who pours out lies.” That leads Nim to talk about others being “gossipy.” Do you gossip about others or tell stories that aren’t 100% true? Read Proverbs now and pray for God’s forgiveness and  ask Him to help you live as he wants you to live:

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.

The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."

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Proverbs 6 – Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6 - Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil

Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us the fifth thing God hates are “feet that are quick to rush to evil.” Nim’s preparing his feet just in case it ever comes up.

Proverbs 6:16-19

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Nim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.

Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.

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