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Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

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Make sure everyone at your church knows what’s going each week by getting your news in to the church’s bulletin or newsletter.

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

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Do You Know Your Way Home?

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When a pastor or preacher asks if you “know your way home,” it means “your eternal home in Heaven.” Find someone today who needs to know their way home and spread the Good News.

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Nim: Our pastor asked us if we knew "our way home."

Nim: So I said, "Duh, not only do I know MY way home, but I know where YOU live too, Pastor. In fact, I'm quite fond of that fire hydrant in your front yard."

Amos: Oh, Nim. You didn't!
Nim: Yep, I did.

Nim: Did you know a preacher's face turns purple before it turns red?

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