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Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven
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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.
Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.
Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.
Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.
Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.
Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.
Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.
Jesus Loves The Little Children
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Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!
Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!
Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.
Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!
Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.
Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000
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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...
Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
Abby: How about that miracle?
Jerry: He should open a restaurant.
Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
Abby: How about that miracle?
Jerry: He should open a restaurant.
Thy Will Be Done
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Thy Will Be Done!
Jerry: Above everything!
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Matthew 25 – Parable Of The Virgins
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Abby: Well, it took every penny I had, but now I'm prepared!
Abby: I didn't want to be without lamp oil like the virgins in Matthew 25, so I bought 40 cases of the stuff!
Con: Abby, surely you know that the Parable of Ten Virgins is a metaphor for the fact that we all need to be SPIRITUALLY prepared for Christ's return. Not that we need to buy lamp oil!
Abby: So I spent all this money on oil when I could have spent it on new shoes?!
Abby: I didn't want to be without lamp oil like the virgins in Matthew 25, so I bought 40 cases of the stuff!
Con: Abby, surely you know that the Parable of Ten Virgins is a metaphor for the fact that we all need to be SPIRITUALLY prepared for Christ's return. Not that we need to buy lamp oil!
Abby: So I spent all this money on oil when I could have spent it on new shoes?!
Matthew 14 – The Miracle Of The Loaves And The Fishes
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Con: What important lesson does Jesus teach us with the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes?
Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.
Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.
Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?
Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.
Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.
Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?
Getting Serious About A Diet
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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.
Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.
Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.
Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!
Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.
Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.
Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!
Million Dollar Idea Part 3
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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.
Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!
Nim: I've given up on them.
Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.
Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!
Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!
Deuteronomy – Not By Bread Alone
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Abby: My master gave me a bite of his bread yesterday.
Abby: Yummy! I think I could eat bread everyday.
Con: Deuteronomy says "Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord."
Abby: Is that something I have to buy from a specialty grocer?
Abby: Yummy! I think I could eat bread everyday.
Con: Deuteronomy says "Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord."
Abby: Is that something I have to buy from a specialty grocer?