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Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven

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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.

Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.

Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.

Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.

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Jesus Loves The Little Children

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Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!

Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!

Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!

Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.

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Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

Jesus feeds the multitudes

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

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Thy Will Be Done

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Thy Will Be Done!

Jerry: Above everything!

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Matthew 25 – Parable Of The Virgins

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Abby: Well, it took every penny I had, but now I'm prepared!

Abby: I didn't want to be without lamp oil like the virgins in Matthew 25, so I bought 40 cases of the stuff!

Con: Abby, surely you know that the Parable of Ten Virgins is a metaphor for the fact that we all need to be SPIRITUALLY prepared for Christ's return. Not that we need to buy lamp oil!

Abby: So I spent all this money on oil when I could have spent it on new shoes?!

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Matthew 14 – The Miracle Of The Loaves And The Fishes

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Con: What important lesson does Jesus teach us with the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes?

Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.

Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.

Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?

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Getting Serious About A Diet

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

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Million Dollar Idea Part 3

matthew 19:24

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

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Deuteronomy – Not By Bread Alone

not by bread alone

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Abby: My master gave me a bite of his bread yesterday.

Abby: Yummy! I think I could eat bread everyday.

Con: Deuteronomy says "Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord."

Abby: Is that something I have to buy from a specialty grocer?

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