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Million Dollar Idea Part 3

By jeff on June 22, 2016 in Comics

Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

Deuteronomy – Not By Bread Alone

By jeff on May 31, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: My master gave me a bite of his bread yesterday.

Abby: Yummy! I think I could eat bread everyday.

Con: Deuteronomy says "Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord."

Abby: Is that something I have to buy from a specialty grocer?

Matthew 6 – Solomon And The Flowers

By jeff on April 30, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: I've been praying for a new wardrobe.

Jerry: Don't do that. Matthew 6 instructs us not to worry about clothes. After all, flowers don't worry about how they look. And not even Solomon in all his splendor looked as good as they do.

Abby: You men just don't understand anything.

Abby: Florals are "out" this season.

Matthew 6:26 – Fear of Want

By jeff on April 29, 2016 in Comics

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Amos: I'm worried about where my next meal will come from.

Con: That's silly. Your master will always feed you.

Con: Besides, Matthew 6:26 says, "Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?"

Amos: I didn't hear anything about Eukanuba in that verse.

Matthew 28:16-20 – The Great Commission

By jeff on April 26, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Tell me a Bible story, Nim.
Nim: Okay. A-hem!

Nim: Jesus told his apostles to go out and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. But Thomas raised his hand and asked, "What do WE get out of this?"

Nim: And Jesus said, "7 percent on a sliding scale."
Abby: (What the...?)

Nim: And that's what known as "The Great Commission."
Abby: It is not!

Happy Easter 2016 From Prayer Pups Christian Comics!

By jeff on March 26, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Mary Magdelene and Mary went to Christ's tomb...

Con: An angel met them and said that Jesus was not there. He had risen just as he promised. Then Jesus appeared to them and they worshipped Him.

Con: Easter is the cornerstone of our faith because Jesus saved us from our sins and showed us the way to eternal life.

Abby, Amos & Con: HAPPY EASTER!
Nim: Can I have my rock back now?

Jesus and Palm Sunday

By jeff on March 19, 2016 in Comics

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Con: Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey. The people waved palm fronds at Him as they cheered His arrival.

Con: And only five days later, the crowds turned on Him and He was crucified.

Con: What can we learn from this story, Nim?

Nim: If someone waves palm fronds at you, run the other way!

Matthew 7:1 – Be Careful Not To Judge

By jeff on February 20, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Dear Diary-To-God...

Abby: I took a butter cream cake to the church bake sale. Everyone said it was so rich and delicious that I must have used real butter. But when I told them I'd used diet margarine, they were all stunned.

Abby: So I guess it's true what they say...

Abby: You can't judge a cook by its butter.

Matthew 6:2-4 – Giving in Secret

By jeff on January 29, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Are your donations for the needy in that bag?
Nim: Quiet!!! Just act natural and I'll slide the bag over to you when no one's looking.

Nim: You keep a look out that way. Matthew 6:2-4 says that our giving should be done in secret, so just pretend you don't know me.

Abby: If only that were true.
Nim: Hush, let's just do this deal now!

Matthew 4:4 – Not On Bread Alone

By jeff on January 12, 2016 in Comics

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Con: The Holy Spirit led Jesus into the desert, where He ate absolutely nothing for 40 days.

Con: Then the devil tempted Him, saying "You're the Son of God, turn this stone into bread."

Con: But Jesus said, "Man does not live by bread alone."
Amos: Amen to that!

Amos: There's also cookies and bacon and cupcakes and jelly beans and ...

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