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Leviticus 1 – Burnt Offering

By jeff on October 5, 2016 in Comics

A “burnt offering” was a sacred sacrifice to God that was used for purification before Jesus died for our sins. You can learn more about them in Leviticus 1.

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Abby: Here's my casserole for the church dinner.

Con: Why does it smell funny?

Abby: I left it in the oven for a little too long.

Con: So I guess you're taking a burnt offering.

Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit

By jeff on September 15, 2016 in Comics

Leviticus 23 tells us to provide for the needy and aliens. But the aliens it talks about aren’t from outer space, they’re people from other countries.

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Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!

Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?

Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.

Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!

Leviticus 23:22 – Alien

By jeff on September 14, 2016 in Comics

“…You shall not reap to the very corners of your field nor gather the gleaning of your harvest; you are to leave them for the needy and the alien.” – Leviticus 23:22

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Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?

Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.

Nim: ALIENS!!!???

Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.

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