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Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

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Church Bulletin

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Abby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.

Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.

Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.

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