Messages May Be Given To The Pastor’s Secretary

By jeff on August 23, 2016 in Comics

Make sure everyone at your church knows what’s going each week by getting your news in to the church’s bulletin or newsletter.

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Con: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."

Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.

Nim: !

Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.

Church Bulletin

By jeff on August 17, 2016 in Comics

Every week, great things are happening at your church. Your church bulletin can keep you up to date on everything that’s going on!

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Abby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.

Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.

Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.

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