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Getting Serious About A Diet

By Jeff on June 23, 2026 in Comics

Be sure you don’t judge others. All judgment is reserved for God. You can find the Parable of the Weeds in your Bible. Just go to Matthew 13.

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

Forbidden Fruit

By Jeff on June 22, 2026 in Comics

No one knows what kind of forbidden fruit grew from the Tree of Knowledge. What kind of fruit do you think it might have been?

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Amos: This diet has me thinking about the forbidden fruit.

Con: Wow! That's a great way to relate your experience to the Bible, Amos. You know, no one knows what fruit it really was. The idea of it being an apple is just legend. Some scholars even say it's a fruit that no longer exists.

Con: What kind of fruit do you think it might have been?

Amos: I'll bet it was chocolate fruit.

Starting A Diet

By Jeff on June 21, 2026 in Comics

Matthew 13 tells us how the greatest rewards are worth the greatest sacrifices. Don’t cheat yourself out of your full reward.

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Abby: Looks like you have to diet, Nim.
Nim: Way ahead of you. I already started.

Abby: Really? That's great! What have you given up?

Nim: Tons of things! Broccoli...zucchini...cabbage...beets...

Abby: But you don't eat any of those...
Nim: I can't wait for the pounds to start melting away!

The Christian Diet

By Jeff on June 20, 2026 in Comics

Just like when we’re dieting, Christians must be resolute in their obedience. The body is the Temple of the Holy Spirit and deserves to be treated as holy.

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Amos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?

Amos: I realized that being on a diet is lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.

Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.

Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.

Do Not Be Afraid 3

By Jeff on June 19, 2026 in Comics

If you’re afraid of something, a good way to deal with it is to focus on something positive. It can be something physical, like a cookie, or something bigger, like God’s unfailing love for us.

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Jerry: So Con, I hear you're afraid of thunder.
Con: Yeah.

Jerry: I feel for you, man. My big fear is shiny floors. But then one day when I got scared, I ate a bunch of cookies. And that's what I've done ever since.

Con: How do cookies cure fear?

Jerry: I didn't say they cured me. I just get to eat more of them.

Do Not Be Afraid 2

By Jeff on June 18, 2026 in Comics

Fear of the unknown or unfamiliar is normal, but God can help you deal with your fear so that you have no reason to ever be afraid.

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.

Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.

Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.

Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

Do Not Be Afraid 1

By Jeff on June 17, 2026 in Comics

If you have something you’re afraid of, read your Bible because it tells us to have no fear, fear not and do not be afraid 365 times. That’s one time for every day of the year!

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Abby: The 4th of July was great. We watched fireworks from the church lawn.

Con: (SHUDDER)

Abby: I heard about you running and hiding in the church when the fireworks show started.
Con: I thought it was thunder!

Con: You know how I feel about the Godless thunder!
Abby: "Godless" thunder?

Million Dollar Idea Part 5

By Jeff on June 16, 2026 in Comics

Are you doing things to bring glory to God or to bring glory to yourself? If it’s to feed your ego or benefit you in this world, pray now that God will open your eyes to his plan for your life.

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Amos: So your quest for world domination has come to a close, huh?

Nim: Yeah, I finally understood that I was putting my faith in money instead of in God. And that God is the only one Who can have dominion over the world.
Amos: That's a very mature attitude.

Nim: I know. And now I can focus on what I REALLY want.

Amos: What's that?
Nim: Pure, raw power!

Million Dollar Idea Part 4

By Jeff on June 15, 2026 in Comics

“Trust in your money and down you go! But the godly flourish like leaves in spring.” – Proverbs 11:28

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Con: What's wrong?
Nim: Abby pointed out something bad I've been doing.

Nim: I was trying to get rich quick so I could have power over my own destiny, instead of trusting God to care for me.

Con: Cheer up, little guy. At least you see the error of your ways.
Nim: I know.

Nim: But now I don't get to dominate the world!

Million Dollar Idea Part 3

By Jeff on June 14, 2026 in Comics

The Bible has a lot of great advice and counsel to give each of us in every decision and plan we make. Just make sure you understand what it actually says.

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

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