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1 John 4:1 – Don’t Believe Everything You Hear

By jeff on April 19, 2024 in Comics

1 John 4:1

Con: I hear you told Nim food has no calories if eaten in church.
Amos: That's right!
Con: No, that's wrong. Food always has calories.
Amos: Really? Oh, well. No harm, no foul.
Con: Then I guess you haven't seen him.
Amos: Seen who?
Nim: Hi guys, what's shaking?

Don't believe everything you hear.

Food In Church Has No Calories?

By jeff on April 18, 2024 in Comics

1 Peter 1:13

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Amos: I can't wait for the church dinner this week! I'm going to have 2 hamburgers, a giant plate of fries, some of those big pickles, a couple of chocolate milks and two...no...three desserts!
Nim: Hold on, Amos...I thought you were on a diet. That's a lot of calories.
Amos: I am. But food you eat in church doesn't have any calories.
Nim: Hot dog!

If only that were true.

1 Corinthians 10:13 – Temptation

By jeff on April 17, 2024 in Comics

1 Corinthians 10:13

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Amos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?
Amos: I realized that being on a diet is a lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.
Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.
Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.

Just like in dieting, we must remain resolute in our Christian walk.

Mark 5:36 – Super-Pastor

By jeff on April 16, 2024 in Comics

Mark 5:36

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Nim: Have you talked to your pastor about your fear of thunder?
Con: I don't think he would understand. He's not afraid of anything. Not rolled-up papers, loud noises, shiny floors, not even thunder.
Nim: Wow. He's not just a Pastor. He's more like a superhero.
Con: Seriously.

Your church leaders can help you reduce your fears.

Hebrews 13:6 – Have No Fear

By jeff on April 15, 2024 in Comics

Hebrews 13:6

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.
Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.
Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.
Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

With God, we have nothing to fear.

1 John 4:18 – Fear & Godless Thunder

By jeff on April 14, 2024 in Comics

1 John 4:18

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Abby: The 4th of July was great. We watched fireworks from the church lawn.
Con: (SHUDDER)
Abby: I heard about you running and hiding in the church when the fireworks show started.
Con: I thought it was thunder. You know how I feel about the Godless thunder!
Abby: "Godless" thunder?

Sometimes talking about your fears can help you deal with them.

2 Timothy 2:5 – Christian Race

By jeff on April 13, 2024 in Comics

2 Timothy 2:5

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Con: Paul compared the life of a Christian to a race. The longer we run, the harder it is. We grow tired & careless, but Jesus will help each of us win our race.
Abby: What kind of shoes do I need to buy for this race?

The race Paul talks about represents our daily battle against sin.

1 Peter 5:7 – Frustration

By jeff on April 12, 2024 in Comics

1 Peter 5:7

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Jerry: I have to use the church's computer because mine in on the grits.
Abby: On the grits? Don't you mean "on the fritz?"
Jerry: No. YESTERDAY it was "on the fritz." So today it's in a dumpster out back of the Waffle House.

If you need a computer, but don't have one, see if your church offers them in the library.

John 14:1-3 – Jesus Has Prepared A Place For You

By jeff on April 11, 2024 in Comics

John 14:1-3

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Nim: So you say Jesus has prepared a thing for me in Heaven?
Con: No, a place.
Nim: The thing is a place?
Con: No, Jesus has prepared a place.
Nim: To put the thing in?
Con: No, to put YOU in.
Nim: I'll be put in some...THING?
Con: You're not listening to me. Jesus is preparing a place for you. End of story.
Nim: Okay, I get it. Now tell me more about the thing.

Jesus has prepared a place for you in Heaven.

Spreading The Love Of Jesus

By jeff on April 10, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 22:36-40

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Amos: My new business cards just came in.
Con: That's great, Amos. Let me see one.
(Looks at card)
Con: I don't understand. All this says is "Jesus Loves You."
Amos: I know. Spreading the the love of Jesus is my business!

Spreading the love of Jesus is everyone's business!

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