Constantine, or “Con,” is a little pug with a lot of common sense. Con often helps the others find the truth of God’s Word.
Con: When other people try to get you to do things you know are wrong, don't do it!
Con: We should never agree with other people to "get along!"
Con: STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN!
Nim: Amen, brother!
Nim: But what if I happen to be sitting down at the time?
Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.
Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.
Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!
Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!
Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!
Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.
Abby: Here's my casserole for the church dinner.
Con: Why does it smell funny?
Abby: I left it in the oven for a little too long.
Con: So I guess you're taking a burnt offering.
Con: What'cha doing, Nim?
Nim: Trying to figure out God's plan for my life. And let me tell, it's really hard!
Con: That's not as hard as you think. God gives everyone special talents. You just have to recognize them, give thanks for them and then use them to their full potential.
Nim: And that's the problem...
Nim: I'm just so good at everything!
Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?
Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.
Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.
Nim: You lied to me! You said prayer works, but it doesn't!
Nim: I prayed for a million dollars and I didn't get squat.
Con: That's not prayer! Thats just looking to God to just give you what YOU want. Honest prayer is selfless and sincere. It draws you closer to God.
Nim: I guess I need to call the dealership and cancel my Porsche, huh?
Con: A Porsche? What would you do with a Porsche?
Con: Give it to my owner so I could hang my head out the window like this!
Nim: I visited my uncle's church this weekend.
Nim: It's the biggest church I've ever seen.
Con: How big is it?
Nim: It's so big that the baptistry includes a waterslide and four-star hotel.
Nim: I don't understand how I'm supposed to defeat evil with good.
Nim: I just don't understand how it would work. I won't get anywhere by being nice to people who are being mean to me.
Nim: What am I supposed to do if someone kicks me in the booty?
Con: I don't know...turn the other cheek?
Nim: Who sings the Christian song “Higher”?
Con: It’s Unspoken.
Nim: Why is it unspoken?
Con: Because they singed it.
Nim: Who sings it?
Con: Like I said, it’s Unspoken.
Nim: Why won’t you tell me?
Con: I am telling you.
Nim: I asked who sings “Higher,” and you say it’s unspoken.
Con: That’s right.
Nim: What’s right?
Con: It’s unspoken!
Nim: You’re enjoying this, right?
Con: Oh, yeah!