Constantine, or “Con,” is a little pug with a lot of common sense. Con often helps the others find the truth of God’s Word.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Before you get any cookies, I will perform for you an interpretive dance.
Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!
Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!
Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.
↓ TranscriptAbby: Pugs are Chinese, right?
Abby: Then why don't you do something about the fact that some people in China aren't allowed to pray or even to own a bible?
Con: I have been doing something about it.
Abby: What?
Con: Praying for them!
↓ TranscriptCon: Romans 12 tells us to overcome evil with good.
Con: We should show kindness and love to those who would be our enemies.
Nim: So I'm supposed to be nice to cats!!!???
Nim: There's got to be a loophole.
Con: There are no loopholes in the Bible.
↓ TranscriptCon: You made a great church bulletin this week. But you mispelled "messages."
Con: This says that "massages" may be given to the Pastor's secretary.
Nim: !
Nim: No wonder she looked so relaxed all week.
↓ TranscriptCon: 98...99...100! Ready or not...here I come!!!
Con: Why didn't you hide, Nim?
Nim: I did. The Psalms say that God is "my hiding place." That means you can't see or hear me.
Con: You do realize you're "it."
Nim: Look! A rock floating in thin air!
↓ TranscriptNim: I've started writing for the church newsletter.
Con: That's great!
Nim: Yeah, and I'm not going to just write fluff-pieces either. I'm going to be a hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners, investigative journalist.
Nim: I'm going to use the time-honored tools of baseless accusations, innuendo and fear to whip my readers into a fury! Now I just need a juicy subject for my first Pulitzer Prize-winning story!
Con: I don't know if...
Nim: I've got it! Wednesday Night Suppers: What Are You REALLY Eating?!!!
↓ TranscriptCon: The father said to his servants, "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him! Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet."
Con: "Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate for this son of mine was dead and is alive again. He was lost and is found."
Con: And they all celebrated!
Nim: Well, except for the cow.
↓ TranscriptCon: Nim, buddy! Look at you! You've lost all your extra weight!
Con: That church diet plan really did the job!
Nim: I know! I lost 75 pounds!
Con: 75 pounds? That sounds like a whopper.
Nim: Nope. Whoppers aren't allowed on this diet.
↓ TranscriptCon: Job 12:7 says "ask the animals and they will teach you..."
Abby: Ask the animals?! What are they going to ask us? No one informed me there was going to be a test!
Abby: This isn't fair! I'm totally unprepared! Is there some sort of training I should have been offered?! Some form of tutelage?!
Con: Abby hates pop quizzes.
Abby: Ohhhh...the pressure!
↓ TranscriptCon: What important lesson does Jesus teach us with the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes?
Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.
Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.
Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?
