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Abigail, or “Abby,” is a poodle who loves looking pretty. God’s always watching, so she wants to look her best.

Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit

Feed the poor

Leviticus 23 tells us to provide for the needy and aliens. But the aliens it talks about aren’t from outer space, they’re people from other countries.

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Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!

Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?

Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.

Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!

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Interpretive Dance

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No matter how you express it, the message should always be the same: Good will always triumph over evil. Find your talent and use it to spread God’s Word.

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Abby: Before you get any cookies, I will perform for you an interpretive dance.

Jerry: Great!
Con: Can't wait to see it!

Abby: I call it "God's good beats satan's evil." Commencez!

Jerry: All I can say is these better be good cookies.
Con: Keep smiling. It can't last long.

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Chinese Pug Dog

chinese pug dog prayer cartoon

Many of our brothers and sisters in Christ are persecuted everyday around the world. Take a moment today – and everyday – to pray for them.

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Abby: Pugs are Chinese, right?

Abby: Then why don't you do something about the fact that some people in China aren't allowed to pray or even to own a bible?

Con: I have been doing something about it.

Abby: What?
Con: Praying for them!

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Ice Cream Social

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If your church hasn’t had an ice cream social, you should work to get one started. They’re a lot of fun and a great way to encourage more fellowship.

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Nim: Our church had an big ice cream social last night.

Abby: Didn't that mess up your diet?

Nim: Nope, I took some all-natural, no-sugar, no-fat, hi-fiber, non-dairy frozen dessert food.
Abby: What flavor?

Nim: The said "Banana Split Blast," but it tasted more like "feet blast."

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God Is Love

god is love

God created love and God is the ultimate definition of love. If you don’t know God, how can you ever expect to give and receive love at the ultimate level?

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Abby: My pastor said "God is love."
Jerry: That's right.

Abby: But the word "love" is a verb, like in "I love to dance." Saying someone IS a verb doesn't make sense. Maybe I should start saying "Abby IS dance."
Jerry: Love can also be a noun, like in "He has a lot of love." It's used like that.

Abby: Oh.

Abby: Can I still say "Abby is dance?"

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Stop The Presses

journalism cartoon

There’s a lot happening at your church. Be sure to keep up with everything by reading your church newsletter or bulletin.

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

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Readers Demand

journalism cartoon

Being skeptical about what you read or hear is always a good idea. But don’t let that skepticism turn into cynicism toward God.

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Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THE BEST FROM ME!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I BE SKEPTICAL!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I FIGHT FOR THEM!

Nim: MY READERS DEMAND THAT I QUESTION ALL AUTHORITY!

Abby: ALL authority? What about the authority of God Almighty?

Nim: MY READERS HAVE TO SETTLE FOR 3 OUT OF 4 OF THEIR DEMANDS!

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Church Bulletin

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Every week, great things are happening at your church. Your church bulletin can keep you up to date on everything that’s going on!

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Abby: So I hear you're writing for the church bulletin.
Nim: Yep!

Nim: I've found my true calling. I'm going to rip the lid off corruption, take on the special interests and invoke fear at the very mention of my name.

Abby: Mmm, hmm. And what did you write about the church picnic?
Nim: Pish, posh! Noboddy cares about that trifle.

Abby: I care!
Nim: No, you just THINK you do. My job is to tell you what you SHOULD care about.

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Olympic Gold Medals

olympic gold medals

Revelation 21 describes some of what Heaven will look like by describing its architecture, including the streets that are paved in gold.

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Nim: I have a question.
Abby: Shoot.

Nim: I hear that in Heaven, the streets are paved in gold.

Abby: That's right. Revelation 21 tells of a new Heaven and a new earth with a great street made of gold.

Nim: Then are the Olympic medals made of asphalt?

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Summer Vacation

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If you go on summer vacation to a new town, use that opportunity to visit a new church and meet some new people wherever you are!

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Jerry: There aren't many people in church lately.

Abby: Nope. Everyone is taking a summer vacation.

Jerry: Where'd you go on your last vacation?

Abby: To the kennel.

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