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Is Being Overweight A Sin?

By on July 26, 2016 in Comics

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It’s a good idea to look at anything you’re doing in excess and ask yourself, “Is this interfering with my relationship with God?”

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Nim: Why am I on this stupid diet? It's not like it's a sin or anything to be fat!

Abby: No, it's not a sin, but it might show ingratitude to God for his sacred gift of life.

Abby: Plus, our bodies are the Temple of the Holy Spirit and should be kept as pure as possible.

Nim: Don't argue with me today, fuzzball! I may be small, but I'm hungry!

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Getting Serious About A Diet

By on July 25, 2016 in Comics

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Be sure you don’t judge others. All judgment is reserved for God. You can find the Parable of the Weeds in your Bible. Just go to Matthew 13.

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

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Starting A Diet

By on July 22, 2016 in Comics

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Matthew 13 tells us how the greatest rewards are worth the greatest sacrifices. Don’t cheat yourself out of your full reward.

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Abby: Looks like you have to diet, Nim.
Nim: Way ahead of you. I already started.

Abby: Really? That's great! What have you given up?

Nim: Tons of things! Broccoli...zucchini...cabbage...beets...

Abby: But you don't eat any of those...
Nim: I can't wait for the pounds to start melting away!

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Forbidden Fruit

By on July 19, 2016 in Comics

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No one knows what kind of forbidden fruit grew from the Tree of Knowledge. What kind of fruit do you think it might have been?

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Amos: This diet has me thinking about the forbidden fruit.

Con: Wow! That's a great way to relate your experience to the Bible, Amos. You know, no one knows what fruit it really was. The idea of it being an apple is just legend. Some scholars even say it's a fruit that no longer exists.

Con: What kind of fruit do you think it might have been?

Amos: I'll bet it was chocolate fruit.

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The Christian Diet

By on July 18, 2016 in Comics

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Just like when we’re dieting, Christians must be resolute in their obedience. The body is the Temple of the Holy Spirit and deserves to be treated as holy.

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Amos: The vet made my master put me on a diet.
Nim: How's that going?

Amos: I realized that being on a diet is lot like our journey as Christians. Every morning, we have to wake up and make a decision to be faithful or not.

Nim: Yeah, but at least with a diet, you don't have the devil whispering in your ear to be bad.

Amos: I don't know. I've always thought the devil might come dressed as a cupcake.

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Do Not Be Afraid 3

By on July 13, 2016 in Comics

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If you’re afraid of something, a good way to deal with it is to focus on something positive. It can be something physical, like a cookie, or something bigger, like God’s unfailing love for us.

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Jerry: So Con, I hear you're afraid of thunder.
Con: Yeah.

Jerry: I feel for you, man. My big fear is shiny floors. But then one day when I got scared, I ate a bunch of cookies. And that's what I've done ever since.

Con: How do cookies cure fear?

Jerry: I didn't say they cured me. I just get to eat more of them.

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Do Not Be Afraid 2

By on July 12, 2016 in Comics

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Fear of the unknown or unfamiliar is normal, but God can help you deal with your fear so that you have no reason to ever be afraid.

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.

Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.

Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.

Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

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Do Not Be Afraid 1

By on July 11, 2016 in Comics

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If you have something you’re afraid of, read your Bible because it tells us to have no fear, fear not and do not be afraid 365 times. That’s one time for every day of the year!

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Abby: The 4th of July was great. We watched fireworks from the church lawn.

Con: (SHUDDER)

Abby: I heard about you running and hiding in the church when the fireworks show started.
Con: I thought it was thunder!

Con: You know how I feel about the Godless thunder!
Abby: "Godless" thunder?

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Pug Noses

By on July 6, 2016 in Comics

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Be careful when joking with your friends and to make sure you’re not hurting their feelings without realizing it. Remember the Golden Rule.

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Nim: I've been wondering, Con. Why are pug's noses so flat?

Nim: Is it from chasing cars in the church parking lot?

Nim: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA...HA...AH...AHEM.

Nim: I guess that would have been a lot funnier if you weren't here.

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In God We Trust…All Others Pay Cash!

By on July 1, 2016 in Comics

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Heaven is a place God has waiting for us. But there’s no need for money or worldly possessions. God will provide for your every need!

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Nim: I tried to get some currency exchanged at the bank today, but they wouldn't do it.

Nim: You've been talking about Heaven being a place, so I thought I might need some of the local currency.

Con: You don't need money in Heaven, Nim!

Nim: But I wasn't sure my ATM card would work.

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