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Don’t Tell Lies

Even if you have to lose more than 75 pounds, a local church can probably help you with a diet plan that works in conjunction with your faith for better success.

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Con: Nim, buddy! Look at you! You've lost all your extra weight!

Con: That church diet plan really did the job!
Nim: I know! I lost 75 pounds!

Con: 75 pounds? That sounds like a whopper.

Nim: Nope. Whoppers aren't allowed on this diet.