Nim: I think God needs a hotline!
Con: How do you see that working?
Nim: First we set up a voicemail system.
Phone: You've reached the 24 hour Hotline To Heaven. If this is an emergency, please drop down to your knees and start praying immediately.
Nim: Then we collect info to redirect the calls.
Phone: Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed because of Christ's saving grace. For health issues, press 1... For marriage, press 2...
Con: I don't like this idea.
Nim: Wait! You haven't heard about the sponsorship opportunities.
We each already have our own personal "Hotline to Heaven." It's called prayer.