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Million Dollar Idea Part 3

matthew 19:24

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Jerry: How go the moneymaking schemes, Nim?
Nim: I've given up on them.

Nim: I read in the Bible that it's easier for a camel to pass through a noodle than for a rich man to get into Heaven.

Jerry: No...it's a needle.
Nim: A needle through a noodle? That doesn't sound too hard!

Jerry: No, you...
Nim: Get ready world! Nim's Scheme Machine is back in business!

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Million Dollar Idea Part 1

get rich quick cartoon

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Nim: My newest scheme is gonna make me millions!

Abby: Why is it so important to you to make millions?
Nim: Because...well...um...because...you see...it's...I...

Abby: It's not because you don't trust God to take care of you and that you have to take care of yourself, is it?

Nim: You know, you're sucking all the fun out of this world domination thing.

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