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1 Samuel 17 – David And Goliath

By jeff on April 25, 2016 in Comics

Nim: My friend David claims he wrote the Psalms.
Con: Well, KING David wrote them.

Nim: Hey David!!! I know you fibbed about the Psalms, man!

Con: How do you know him?
Nim: He's famous! He's the one who fought that giant dog, Goliath!

Con: Uh...maybe not.
Nim: DOUBLE FIBBER!!!

2 Samuel 6 – Ark Of The Covenant Dance

By jeff on March 2, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Abby: What are you doing?
Nim: The Ark of the Covenant dance!

Nim: When the Ark was delivered to the Temple, King David danced like crazy in praise to God.

Nim: It's a lot of fun. Want to join me?
Abby: Maybe...

Abby: What would offer God more praise? The Cabbage Patch or the Frug?

2 Samuel – David And Mephibosheth

By jeff on November 14, 2015 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Abby: Dear Diary-To-God...

Abby: I've been reading the Old Testament. 2 Samuel in particular.

Abby: In the story where David is merciful to Mephibosheth, I just have one question...

Abby: How long did it take Mephibosheth to learn to spell his name when he was a kid?

Mephibosheth was crippled and King David had him eat at his table for the rest of his life.

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