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Proverbs 6 – Sow Discord
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Nim: The 7th thing God hates is someone who stirs up distemper among brothers.
Abby: That's discord...not distemper.
Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.
Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!
Abby: That's discord...not distemper.
Nim: Are you sure?
Abby: Absotively.
Nim: THEN WHY DID THE VET GIVE ME A SHOT?!
Proverbs 6:17 – God Hates A Lying Tongue
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Nim: LALALALALALALALA!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.
Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!
Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: Keeping my tongue moving! Yesterday, I worried about haughty eyes. The next thing God hates is a lying tongue. So I'm not letting my tongue lie still for even a moment.
Nim: BLADALADALADALADA!
Con: It's lying, as in "tell a lie," not like "lie still."
Nim: Oh, thang gudneth! My tung ith exthauthted.
Proverbs 6:16-19 – Haughty Eyes
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Nim: My eyes don't look haughty, do they?
Abby: Huh?
Nim: Proverbs 6:16-19 tells of the seven things God hates.
Nim: The first thing God detests are haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!
Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!
Abby: Huh?
Nim: Proverbs 6:16-19 tells of the seven things God hates.
Nim: The first thing God detests are haughty eyes. I don't know what that means, but I wanna make sure I don't have them!
Abby: Nope, not haughty. They're a little bloodshot. And you've got some crust in the corners.
Nim: HEY!!!
Proverbs 6 – False Witness Who Pours Out Lies
Proverbs 6:16-19
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Nim: I hear that Abby is a gossip.
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.
The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."
Con: Have you ever heard her being a gossip with your own ears?
Nim: No...
Con: Then you're the gossip.
Nim: I hear that Abby is cool and smart and so good-looking!
Con: Nice try.
The sixth thing the Lord hates is "a false witness who pours out lies."
Proverbs 6 – Feet That Are Quick To Rush To Evil
Proverbs 6:16-19
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Nim (pointing to fee): No! Bad feet!!! No! Bad feet! No!!!
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.
Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.
Con: What are you doing?
Nim: The fifth thing the Lord hates are feet that are quick to rush to evil.
Con: And?
Nim: And I'm practicing how to stop them, just in case it ever comes up.
Feet that are quick to rush to evil betray a heart that secretly dwells in dark places.
Proverbs 6 – Wicked Schemes
Proverbs 6:16-19
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Nim: Define "wicked scheme."
Con: Pardon me?
Nim: You heard me, smart guy.
Con: Well...a "wicked scheme" would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive, both morally and spiritually.
Nim: Would acting really cute for my master just to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.
Nim: EXCELLENT!
The 4th thing Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that God hates is "a heart that devises wicked schemes."
Con: Pardon me?
Nim: You heard me, smart guy.
Con: Well...a "wicked scheme" would be an unrighteous act that is extremely offensive, both morally and spiritually.
Nim: Would acting really cute for my master just to get an extra cookie be a wicked scheme?
Con: No.
Nim: EXCELLENT!
The 4th thing Proverbs 6:16-19 tells us that God hates is "a heart that devises wicked schemes."