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Dog Pants

By jeff on March 31, 2024 in Comics

Nim: It is so hot outside! I'm burning up! Why is God making me so hot this summer?
Con: God's already taken care of you. He made it so that when a dog gets hot, he pants. Why don't you try that?
Nim: I don't have any pants.

God knows everything we need before we need it.

Prayer Is Free

By jeff on March 29, 2024 in Comics

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Con:
I heard a man complain about the price of gas today.
He said it was an outrage how much he had to pay.

But gas was not the only thing he liked to rave about.
He then said his grocery bill was really too far out.

In spite of all his blessings, no gratitude had he.
He failed to recognize that prayer is still free!

If you're feeling beaten down by the high cost of living, make a date for prayer time with God.

Prayer Works

By jeff on September 13, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: You lied to me! You said prayer works, but it doesn't!
Con: What?

Nim: I prayed for a million dollars and I didn't get squat.
Con: That's not prayer! Thats just looking to God to just give you what YOU want. Honest prayer is selfless and sincere. It draws you closer to God.

Nim: I guess I need to call the dealership and cancel my Porsche, huh?
Con: A Porsche? What would you do with a Porsche?

Con: Give it to my owner so I could hang my head out the window like this!

Prayer Is Still Free

By jeff on June 7, 2016 in Comics

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I heard a man complain about the price of gas today.

He said it was an outrage, how much he had to pay.

But that was not the only thing that put him in a huff.

Then he said his gourmet coffee wasn't hot enough.

In spite of all his blessings, no gratitude had he.

I guess he failed to realize...

That prayer is still free!

The After Prayer Sale

By jeff on May 6, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I'll bet the mall is crowded!
Amos: Why?

Nim: It's the day after the National Day of Prayer!
Amos: So?

Nim: So? The day after holidays are always crazy at the mall. You know, like the day after Thanksgiving...Christmas...New Year's...

Nim: Last week, I went for the day after Arbor Day Sale. Whoa! It was a madhouse!

What Is The National Day Of Prayer?

By jeff on May 5, 2016 in Comics

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Con's Big Prayer Facts

Con: May fifth is the National Day of Prayer in the United States.

It was created in 1952 by Congress.

It was signed into law by President Harry S. Truman.

Its purpose is to be an intercessor for the US and its leadership.

Con: Churches all over the country are staying open 24 hours today. So what are you waiting for?

Start praying now!

Prayer Works!

By jeff on May 3, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Prayer Works

Pray For Ecuador

By jeff on April 17, 2016 in Comics

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Pray for Ecuador
Orar Por Ecuador

Pray For The Martyrs

By jeff on March 31, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Pray For The Martyrs

Pray For Friend In The Hospital

By jeff on March 31, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: My friend is really sick and had to go to the hospital.
Abby: Oh, no!

Nim: He's facing rough times, but his doctors are the best around, so he's in good hands.

Abby: Did you pray for him?
Nim: A lot!

Abby: Then he's in the best hands around!

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