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Matthew 25 – Parable Of The Virgins

By jeff on September 8, 2016 in Comics

Abby: Well, it took every penny I had, but now I'm prepared!

Abby: I didn't want to be without lamp oil like the virgins in Matthew 25, so I bought 40 cases of the stuff!

Con: Abby, surely you know that the Parable of Ten Virgins is a metaphor for the fact that we all need to be SPIRITUALLY prepared for Christ's return. Not that we need to buy lamp oil!

Abby: So I spent all this money on oil when I could have spent it on new shoes?!

Once Was Lost, Now I’m Found!

By jeff on August 11, 2016 in Comics

↓ Transcript

Con: The father said to his servants, "Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him! Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet."

Con: "Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let's have a feast and celebrate for this son of mine was dead and is alive again. He was lost and is found."

Con: And they all celebrated!

Nim: Well, except for the cow.

Getting Serious About A Diet

By jeff on July 25, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

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