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Stop The Presses

journalism cartoon

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

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Do Not Be Afraid 2

christian comic strip

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.

Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.

Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.

Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

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