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Stop The Presses

By on August 19, 2016 in Comics

journalism cartoon

There’s a lot happening at your church. Be sure to keep up with everything by reading your church newsletter or bulletin.

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Nim: Since I started writing for the church bulletin, nothing's happened!

Abby: What do you mean nothing? Last week was grade school promotions, the teens volunteered at a homeless shelter and a missionary visited from Nigeria.

Nim: Yeah, but nothing that would let me shout, STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Abby: But we don't have presses. We only have a Xerox.
Nim: You know what I mean.

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Do Not Be Afraid 2

By on July 12, 2016 in Comics

christian comic strip

Fear of the unknown or unfamiliar is normal, but God can help you deal with your fear so that you have no reason to ever be afraid.

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Abby: Your fear of thunder is irrational, Con.
Con: I know.

Abby: Thunder is just a sonic wave created by the expansion of air surrounding a bolt of lightning.

Con: I know it's irrational, but you of all people should understand. After all, you're afraid of rolled-up newspapers.

Abby: You're not actually comparing a little thunder to "Satan's Baseball Bats," are you?

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