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Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit

By jeff on September 15, 2016 in Comics

Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!

Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?

Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.

Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!

Leviticus 23:22 – Alien

By jeff on September 14, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?

Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.

Nim: ALIENS!!!???

Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.

Christmas Gifts

By jeff on December 26, 2015 in Comics

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Nim: Did you enjoy your Christmas, Con?

Con: Oh, yeah! First we got up at 4:00am and helped our church deliver Christmas gifts to needy children. Then we met our friends for a prayer breakfast. Then we opened presents, had a great meal and gave thanks to God for the ultimate gift of His son, Jesus Christ.

Nim: I got a rubber hamburger that squeaks when I bite it.

Here's hoping everyone had a safe and wonderful Christmas!

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