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Leviticus 23 – Alien Welcome Kit

By jeff on September 15, 2016 in Comics

Leviticus 23 tells us to provide for the needy and aliens. But the aliens it talks about aren’t from outer space, they’re people from other countries.

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Nim: Klingon Phrase Book? Check! Reese's Pieces? Check!

Abby: Do you wnat to ask him or should I?

Jerry: Neither. I don't think we even want to know.
Nim: Light saber? Check.

Nim: Well, maybe I didn't even want to tell you. Did you ever think of that?!

Leviticus 23:22 – Alien

By jeff on September 14, 2016 in Comics

“…You shall not reap to the very corners of your field nor gather the gleaning of your harvest; you are to leave them for the needy and the alien.” – Leviticus 23:22

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Nim: Con, are we supposed to be nice to everyone?

Con: Yep. In Leviticus 23, God tells landowners not to reap to the edges of their fields. They should leave that for the poor and alien.

Nim: ALIENS!!!???

Con: Not that kind of...
Nim: I wonder if my tin-foil hat still fits.

Christmas Gifts

By jeff on December 26, 2015 in Comics

What were your favorite Christmas gifts? #christmas #gifts #jesus #jesuschrist #nativity #iamachristian

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Nim: Did you enjoy your Christmas, Con?

Con: Oh, yeah! First we got up at 4:00am and helped our church deliver Christmas gifts to needy children. Then we met our friends for a prayer breakfast. Then we opened presents, had a great meal and gave thanks to God for the ultimate gift of His son, Jesus Christ.

Nim: I got a rubber hamburger that squeaks when I bite it.

Here's hoping everyone had a safe and wonderful Christmas!

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