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Citizen Way 2.0 – Bulletproof

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Abby: What'cha listening to?
Con: "Bulletproof," the new song from Citizen Way.

Con: It's got a great Christian message all wrapped up in a cool disco sound that I can dance to.
Abby: You... dance?

(SHUDDER!!)

Con: I can dance!
Abby: I've seen you try. Just don't even...NO!

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Stomp On The Devil’s Head

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Nim: Sing that song you sang in church on Sunday, Amos!

Amos: Stomp on the devil's head! Stomp on the devil's head!

Amos & Nim: Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Nim: Do you know any songs about kicking the devil in the booty?

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Small Churches

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Nim: I visited my cousin's church this weekend.

Nim: It's the smallest church I've ever been to.

Con: How small is it?

Nim: Well, they don't have a praise band. But they've got a kid named "Pickle" who plays the kazoo.

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Church Choir – Sing Joyfully To The Lord

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Nim: I don't think our music minister likes the way I sing.

Amos: I'm sure you're mistaken. The important thing is that you sing joyfully to the Lord.

Nim: I know.
Amos: Then why do you think that?

Nim: Because he gave me a hymnal without any words.
Amos: Ouch.

Even if you can't carry a tune, God loves to hear you sing praise to him.

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