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Matthew 19:26 – With God, Anything Is Possible

By jeff on March 28, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 19:26

Nim:
Today might be the day I'll fight off pirates!

Or battle space aliens!

But whatever battle I have to face...God will be on my side.

He's kind of my secret weapon.

With God, all things are possible. - Matthew 19:26

Matthew 9:9-13 – Seek Out Those Who Need God The Most

By jeff on March 22, 2024 in Comics

Matthew 9:9-13

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Abby: I went to a dinner party last week and was seated next to an athiest.
Jerry: How did that go?
Abby: We had nothing in common so we didn't say a word to each other.
Jerry: You should have used it as an opportunity to witness. Jesus ate with the tax collectors and sinners. Remember his words: "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick."
Abby: Oh, he wasn't sick. He was just an unbeliever.

Matthew 9:9-13 shows us that we should seek out those who need God the most.

Holy Trinity | The Father, The Son and the Holy Moly?

By jeff on July 19, 2017 in Comics

Matthew 28:19

Matthew 19:24 – Rich Man Get Into Heaven

By jeff on October 12, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: Can a rich person get into Heaven?
Con: Sure, as long as he accepts Jesus as his savior.

Nim: But the Bible says it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven.
Con: Yes, and it also says that with God, all things are possible.

Nim: So as long as the rich guy has God, he can shove that camel right through the needle?
Con: Yep.

Nim: I bet he'd still need to use some WD-40.

Jesus Loves The Little Children

By jeff on October 10, 2016 in Comics

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Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world!

Nim & Con (Singing): Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight!

Nim & Con (Singing): Jesus loves the little children of the woooooooooorld!!!

Nim: I didn't see "furry" in that list.

Matthew 14 – Jesus Feeds 5000

By jeff on October 7, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Jesus fed 5000 people...

Abby: With 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Abby: How about that miracle?

Jerry: He should open a restaurant.

Thy Will Be Done

By jeff on September 27, 2016 in Comic Singles

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Thy Will Be Done!

Jerry: Above everything!

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Matthew 25 – Parable Of The Virgins

By jeff on September 8, 2016 in Comics

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Abby: Well, it took every penny I had, but now I'm prepared!

Abby: I didn't want to be without lamp oil like the virgins in Matthew 25, so I bought 40 cases of the stuff!

Con: Abby, surely you know that the Parable of Ten Virgins is a metaphor for the fact that we all need to be SPIRITUALLY prepared for Christ's return. Not that we need to buy lamp oil!

Abby: So I spent all this money on oil when I could have spent it on new shoes?!

Matthew 14 – The Miracle Of The Loaves And The Fishes

By jeff on August 1, 2016 in Comics

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Con: What important lesson does Jesus teach us with the Miracle of the Loaves and the Fishes?

Nim: That sometimes guests just don't know when to go home.

Con: No! It's one of Jesus' greatest miracles and shows us the importance of sharing what we have with others.

Nim: (Wouldn't need to share if people would learn to go home on time.)
Con: What?

Getting Serious About A Diet

By jeff on July 25, 2016 in Comics

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Nim: I've been kidding myself, but now I'm serious about my diet.

Nim: I don't want others judging me and thinking I'm just a fatso.

Con: And they shouldn't. Jesus teaches us in the Parable of the Weeds that we shouldn't judge the "Good Seed" from the "Weeds." All judgment should be left to God.

Nim: That might be helpful if I was eating seeds. But what I need is a diet food that doesn't taste like feet!

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